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Elena πŸŽƒ'Spoopy'πŸŽƒ Salvatore
Muffin-lover. Autonomous human being. Penguin companion. Professional nerd.
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Elena πŸŽƒ'Spoopy'πŸŽƒ Salvatore 8h
Replying to @VladimirBlotan
it's a steep drop into awfulness from start to finish
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Elena πŸŽƒ'Spoopy'πŸŽƒ Salvatore Oct 19
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Elena πŸŽƒ'Spoopy'πŸŽƒ Salvatore Oct 18
"Just write bullshit. That's what you do best." - love you too mom
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Elena πŸŽƒ'Spoopy'πŸŽƒ Salvatore Oct 18
Replying to @VladimirBlotan
That's a power move right there
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Josh Barro Oct 17
Prepping for today's All the President's Lawyers with .
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Elena πŸŽƒ'Spoopy'πŸŽƒ Salvatore Oct 17
One day I will remember there are security cameras. Until that day there's an embarrassing amount of footage of me dancing in elevators.
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Elena πŸŽƒ'Spoopy'πŸŽƒ Salvatore Oct 17
I love you, cause I love you, cause I can <3
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SEMI ANπŸŽƒNYMπŸŽƒUS CπŸŽƒWARD Oct 16
Assange imprisoning himself for 6 and a half years when it's probable he could've walked out, been fined for skipping bail, had to speak to Swedish authorities, probably not even getting charged, and then gone his own way has to be one of the biggest self-owns in history
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Stephen Oct 15
Replying to @Peston @theresa_may
Brexit makes me lose the will to live.
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NOT A WOLF Oct 14
CELEBRITY COUPLES BREAK UP FILM FRANCHISES REBOOT INVEST IN PERMANENCE PUT YOUR MONEY IN DREAD
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Mollie Goodfellow Oct 15
"We fucked it lads"
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Elena πŸŽƒ'Spoopy'πŸŽƒ Salvatore Oct 15
You know that you just press the edit button, right? It's right next to the 'Books' heading.
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Frankie Boyle Oct 15
It’s hard to read this as anything other than Lincoln has told a joke, everybody is laughing, but Trump doesn’t understand it. A woman walks towards them wearing a suicide vest.
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Elena πŸŽƒ'Spoopy'πŸŽƒ Salvatore Oct 14
OH GOD IT'S ACTUALLY TRUE!
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Elena πŸŽƒ'Spoopy'πŸŽƒ Salvatore Oct 14
Replying to @VladimirBlotan
So it's Mr 'Eustace' Penguin and Mr 'Winston' Skull. I like that they both got posh names!
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Elena πŸŽƒ'Spoopy'πŸŽƒ Salvatore Oct 14
Replying to @VladimirBlotan
No but you can name him if you want!
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Elena πŸŽƒ'Spoopy'πŸŽƒ Salvatore Oct 13
This isn't social political commentary he just looks cute wearing my hats
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Elena πŸŽƒ'Spoopy'πŸŽƒ Salvatore Oct 13
I can give up on any intellectual pretensions when my response to happiness is listening to 'The Bible 2: The protagonist turns into a demon this time' on repeat and spamming people memes.
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Phantom of the Chopra πŸ‘» Oct 9
Back when I was a kid you didn’t need Joe Rogan. Your best friend had a 27 year-old brother who was a fucking loser who would smoke pot in a room with blacklight posters and tell you that the Mayans invented cell phones
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Lydia Morrish Oct 9
🌹Some personal news🌹 I have now gone freelance! Having had a solid year and a half at , I will now be writing for various publications on a freelance basis. I'm available for commissions on politics, gender, society and culture. More info:
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