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Paddy Raff
Belfast comedian, acting the postcode as BT9 Nigel - PaddyRaffComedy@gmail.com
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Paddy Raff 10h
Replying to @ClaireARafferty
The circle of life
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Paddy Raff 18h
This is what BT9ers think Victoria Square looks like
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Paddy Raff Aug 16
Just home after my first time ever experiencing the Edinburgh Fringe. For anybody that’s never been it’s like a giant Belfast Culture Night on a 45° gradient
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Paddy Raff Aug 16
I flipped Simon Cowell’s eyes upside down and he now looks more normal which makes me think his surgeon has put his in the wrong way
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Paddy Raff Aug 16
Why does this mannequin look like he’s just been knocked back from Lavery’s
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Paddy Raff Aug 16
Who are these people at airports casually dining in the restaurants BEFORE the security gates?! Get your shit scanned pronto Malcolm, there’s paninis on the other side!
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Paddy Raff Aug 16
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Paddy Raff Aug 15
really enjoyed your show earlier, such a genuine & intelligent man you are. I’ll be there in November at the Belfast show 🙌🏻 Glad you liked my Just a Gigolo anecdote, I was 9 when it aired 😬😂
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Paddy Raff Aug 15
Well done to everyone who did well in their exam results today but don’t get too carried away. Simon Cowell’s plastic surgeon most likely aced his exams and look at the state of his work
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Paddy Raff Aug 14
Sneaking a sip of one of yer da’s cans and deciding to embark on a lifetime of recreational drinking aged 11
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Paddy Raff Aug 14
Replying to @paddyraffcomedy
Landed safely thank fuck
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Paddy Raff Aug 14
Replying to @paddyraffcomedy
I’m about to take off on a flight and I don’t want that to be my last tweet if something happens to me 👍🏻
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Paddy Raff Aug 14
FishTube. Like YouTube but exclusively for videos of fish going up the fish tube
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Paddy Raff Aug 14
Having to put my guitar in the airplane hold cuz I’m using it in my set at the Fringe later 😬🙏🏻 it feels like putting one of your own kids in the hold and hoping it’s ok when you arrive which I swore I’d never do again, only on domestic flights anyway your honour 😜
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Paddy Raff Aug 13
I often think about how shocked Bonnie Tyler was when Dutch Man United striker Ruud Van Nistelrooy showed up in the video for Total Eclipse of the Heart.
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Paddy Raff Aug 12
Replying to @ginGERman87
I dunno what my plans are to be honest. I’m meeting a few friends over there and have a few shows I wanna take in so I might be pushed for time but I’ll try to hang about there for a bit after sure
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Paddy Raff Aug 12
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Paddy Raff Aug 12
Replying to @michaelaMcGuig4
You can’t casually listen to that song 🕺
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Paddy Raff Aug 12
“She walked across the dance floor that night She was dressed to kill She was a sexy lady She had to get her thrill”
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Paddy Raff Aug 12
Spotted on the back of a packet of a Nando’s Peri-Peri medium chicken seasoning kit. “NO LOOKING BACK”?!? I’m only making the dinner ffs not starting a new life in Guatemala
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