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Dungeons & Dumbasses Apr 14
Using Tinder Gold now! Completely free :D
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Dungeons & Dumbasses Mar 29
Wizard: I want to use Firebolt and strike something flammable to create a distraction... DM: The only thing near you is a crowd of people Rogue: People are flammable....very flammable *Five minutes later* People:
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Dungeons & Dumbasses Mar 29
Happy 1.5k followers y’all!!!!!
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Dungeons & Dumbasses Mar 27
Bard: Hell must be empty tonight, for all the demons are here... DM: dude chill it’s a family reunion
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Dungeons & Dumbasses Mar 25
Rogue: It’s time for Ultra Stealth. Kill everyone. Nobody can call the guards if there’s nobody to call the guards, of which there are none, because they are dead. DM: what did you say your alignment was again
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Dungeons & Dumbasses Mar 25
DM: Be natural, don’t let the sailors in the tavern know you’re looking for the dwarf, be sly. The Fighter, who sucks at Charisma:
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Dungeons & Dumbasses Mar 25
Demon: *cheats the party* The Barbarian:
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Dungeons & Dumbasses Mar 25
Magical Classes Wizard: I’m a nerdy 100 year old virgin Cleric: My god gave me sparkles™️ Druid: So I was shitting in the woods... Warlock: my sugar daddy gave me my powers Sorcerer: I think my grandpa had magic??? Bard: lmao look at this flute
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Dungeons & Dumbasses Mar 25
Harry: *reveals his scar on the train in the Sorcerer’s Stone* 11 year old Ron Weasley: oh FUCK
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Dungeons & Dumbasses Mar 25
The Harry Potter movies are rated PG-13 and as such are allowed one F-bomb per movie. Where ya putting it?
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Dungeons & Dumbasses Mar 24
Replying to @bonnishka
I’m doing better, thanks for the support everyone. Be there for each other!!!
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Dungeons & Dumbasses Mar 24
Replying to @Queen_dork1
Grease for a seduction check
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Dungeons & Dumbasses Mar 24
A True Love Story Me: *spots a cute nerdy girl with a shirt in le café* *approaches* Me: *pulls my lucky dice from my pocket* I roll to get your number Girl: oh! Me: *19* and? Girl: that just hits ;) *slides me her number*
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Dungeons & Dumbasses Mar 24
I’m 30 followers away from 1.5k!! I’m so happy to be providing y’all content, I’m sorry I haven’t been able to deliver as much lately, I’ve been busy running for President of my colleges Student Body. I love y’all lots, great stuff coming soon! Recommend me to your friends 😉
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Dungeons & Dumbasses Mar 24
I think I rolled a 1, with a -5 modifier for happiness today.
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Dungeons & Dumbasses Mar 24
“Certainty of death. Little chance of success. What the FUCK are we waiting for?” -Gimli
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Dungeons & Dumbasses Mar 24
Party: we’ve had some great character development and now we are dynamic complex players Bard:
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Dungeons & Dumbasses Mar 22
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Dungeons & Dumbasses Mar 20
“I’m not the brightest tool shed in the knife drawer” -Motto of the 8 Int Barbarian
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Dungeons & Dumbasses Mar 18
Su. Count Su Dooku
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