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OrangeToad
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orange_toad
Washington, DC
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Anthropomorphized genitalia of the 45th President of the United States and the only part of his body that knows what Anthropomorphized means
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Osobe koje vas prate
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@FLOTUS looks at him with such love and devotion. Like a trapped puppy
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Oh god, you’re going to cut up mushrooms? That’s part of a recurring nightmare for me
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Now, why they are jealous over that, I'll never know
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Trumper trolls only target you because you got to see me in person, and they are all jealous of you for that.
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I will miss those gentle lips around me. He was such a giving sycophant
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She’s talking about one of these beauties pic.twitter.com/PHcjvRgG5W
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Except for, ya know, the families separated at the border
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Hey, quick question: with all the @GOP giving me a lip service over the last few days, I’m concerned with getting more shriveled than usual. Do you have any tips on keeping myself both smooth and tasty?
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Pucker up. I’m on the menu tonight.
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31. sij |
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I acknowledge my typo but I’m keeping it. I was in the middle of being shaken while the @TGOMPodcast talked about Ivanka as a sexbot. Apparentlt boss has a new fetish. So....yeah, thanks for that
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30. sij |
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Leopard prints are both Nee Jerseys state colors and my bosses favorite upholstery!
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30. sij |
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That was obviously a liberal, Obama style wall. If you look close you can tell it's left leaning.
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29. sij |
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Remember when Nunes said he didn’t have an obligation to tell the truth to the media? Sounds like the best thing to do is pull Bolton into the trial and have him testify. #WeWantWitnesses
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29. sij |
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Remember when @realDonaldTrump invited women who accused Bill Clinton to the debates? I wonder if he's going to be mad that Lev Parnes got invited to the #ImpeachmentTrials
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29. sij |
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You just made my morning with this.
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29. sij |
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Boss, I don’t think it’s a good idea to make fun of someone for saying something dumb or incorrect on TV
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29. sij |
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Only the very best!
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28. sij |
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Honest question for @IsraeliPM - How did I taste last night? I'm afraid I was a bit salty.
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26. sij |
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But...but that’s the only time @realDonaldTrump gets any potassium! Oh god this explains so much
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