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Bride-to-be Ophelia
USA Today bestselling author of sassy-cool chicks & smexy dudes who love making out. Got bks w/ & Gemma Halliday. Cupcakes rock.
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Jim Gaffigan Jun 18
My wife thinks I’m trash because I use a lot of ketchup on my sushi, but I find that the ketchup gets rid of the fish flavor.
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Henry David Thoreau Jun 6
"I long for wildness, a nature which I cannot put my foot through, woods where the wood thrush forever sings, where the hours are early morning ones, and there is dew on the grass, and the day is forever unproved..."
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Bride-to-be Ophelia May 22
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Cute Emergency May 7
this is what I want to be doing 📹: mr_ricoslife
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Tracey Jones May 7
I was so into the Force that I forgot it was May the 4th be with you!! Find out how you can get into the flow too!
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Fluff Society May 3
"Yep, that's the spot"
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Bride-to-be Ophelia May 3
Replying to @entangledpub
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Bride-to-be Ophelia May 3
Replying to @entangledpub
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Fluff Society May 2
Owner Story: "The community is filled with baby cats and dogs, so here’s a baby sloth to make you smile."
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Atmos Energy Apr 23
Feeling inspired to dive into outdoor projects after Earth Day yesterday? If it includes digging, make sure that calling 811 to have underground utility lines located is your first step!
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Fluff Society Apr 16
"Youth vs Wisdom"
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Bride-to-be Ophelia Apr 18
Get your answers in, guys! Fun times!! :)
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Fallon Tonight Apr 16
Robert De Niro has never seen a dog
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Megan Abbott Apr 16
"Life is a tragedy when seen in closeup, but a comedy in long-shot." Happy birthday, Charlie Chaplin ...
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Cute Emergency Apr 16
RT & pass on for good luck. 📹: k9_jester
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Bride-to-be Ophelia Apr 10
1 of 5 stars to The Good Guy by Dean Koontz
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Bride-to-be Ophelia Mar 29
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Jim Gaffigan Mar 14
It appears I’m raising one of my children properly.
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Mark Hamill Mar 5
It could happen...
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Bride-to-be Ophelia Feb 23
Here's mine! "My life is like death. My children are the spawn of hell, and you're the devil."
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