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Rich Ohrnberger
Twitter account of former Penn State Nittany Lion, New England Patriot, Arizona Cardinal, and current San Diego Charger Rich Ohrnberger.
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Rich Ohrnberger Mar 12
If you haven't experienced hearing loss from a bowel movement yet. You're already having a better year than me.
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Rich Ohrnberger Mar 11
Enough with the fucking chia seeds...
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Rich Ohrnberger Jul 19
"She got a big booty, so I call her big booty" Totally blanking... is this Frost or Whitman?
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Rich Ohrnberger Jul 12
Just got home from my honeymoon. I'm tan front and back and very white on the sides... I look like the middle biscuit in a circular pan
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Rich Ohrnberger Jul 11
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Rich Ohrnberger Jul 11
My wife. My life...
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Rich Ohrnberger Jun 24
In Hawaii for my wedding this weekend!! One of the locals told me that my name in Hawaiian is U'lookp'ale
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Rich Ohrnberger Jun 19
orgasms are like appetizers, I try to have three before anyone else has one.
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Rich Ohrnberger Jun 15
Hoping this works... Not like reading the Times, or opining over global events.. but maybe stop shitting in the hall?
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Rich Ohrnberger Jun 2
: I am 50% sure he spells his own last name wrong... spelled correctly, the pronunciation is tricky... "thunder-cock"
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Rich Ohrnberger Jun 1
Found out the hard way that my toothpaste was a jihadist
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Rich Ohrnberger Jun 1
I put pants on like everyone else, one leg at a time... and once all these dead clowns have pants on, I make some coffee and start the day.
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Rich Ohrnberger Jun 1
If people of the Stone Age could see us putting in contacts, it would BLOW their minds!! ..mainly because their's were made of rocks.
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Rich Ohrnberger May 13
NOBODY would believe that I'm a professional football player if they saw the shape I'm in after watching the movie "Armageddon"
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Rich Ohrnberger May 7
: , they're called Thickburgers & we're always giving them So weird! I always said if I did porn I'd be Dick Thickberger
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Rich Ohrnberger May 5
Not sure how hot yogurt is gonna help me center my Chi or become more flexible... but I'm a slave to fads
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Rich Ohrnberger May 5
"Ride a bicycle indoors and have some sex outside, OWww!!" -Albert Einstein
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Rich Ohrnberger May 2
The Carl's Jr. star looks like it's just finished giving, or receiving something very dirty and veerrrry satisfying.
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Rich Ohrnberger Apr 28
Fisting seems a little extreme...a discount or rebate would probably suffice
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Rich Ohrnberger Apr 24
What my beard lacks in hair, it makes up for in nonchalance.
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