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Rich Ohrnberger
Twitter account of former Penn State Nittany Lion, New England Patriot, Arizona Cardinal, and San Diego Charger, current nudist Rich Ohrnberger.
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Rich Ohrnberger 15h
Tune into the Chargers Power Hour on XTRA1360 tonight btwn 6-7PM. and I talk global economics and charger football
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Rich Ohrnberger Jan 15
I'm pretty worn out for 29.. I'm that sponge that should be tossed, but kept around for the really disgusting stuff.
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Rich Ohrnberger Jan 15
Listen to me on XTRA 1360 San Diego at the 4PM hour... I'll pepper you with knowledge bullets.
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Rich Ohrnberger Jan 15
Click this link to see me weigh in on Chargers relocation (from yesterday on CW6 San Diego)
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Rich Ohrnberger Jan 7
My political affiliation? Bleeding Heart Depublicratan
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Rich Ohrnberger Jan 7
Accidentally liked a tweet while cruising through his timeline.. I've unliked it of course... and showered... like.. a lot
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Rich Ohrnberger Jan 6
*announcer voice* ...and Wallace remains limited this week, hampered by what team doctors are calling, "dick don't work"
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Rich Ohrnberger Jan 5
The sweater is poorly named. It's just the worst case scenario. Like calling a tent, death-by-bear hut.
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Rich Ohrnberger Jan 4
If you say things like, "Let's go ahead and table that one for now" in common-talk... I assume you have to plan your own birthday parties
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Rich Ohrnberger Jan 4
I'll open a beer bottle with my teeth, but if I find a bone in my cedar plank salmon filet I'll have a nervous breakdown
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Rich Ohrnberger Dec 31
Job Counselor: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Sleeveless T, Rec Specs, knee brace, mid thigh shorts, LA Fitness basketball court
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Rich Ohrnberger Dec 11
Guns are like dicks, having 1 is enough, having 2 at once is kinda gross, 3 at once is a fetish.. any more than that, better be for a job.
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Rich Ohrnberger Dec 11
Christmas trees are like breasts... Great fakes are fine, but nothing beats big, full, healthy naturals.
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Rich Ohrnberger Nov 21
I assume by SKOL, you meant Sweet Keytarist Offensive Linemen right?
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Rich Ohrnberger Nov 21
Children are like boogers... You can handle your own, but everyone else's seem germy and mostly wet and gross.
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Rich Ohrnberger Nov 16
Sorry, just another professional athlete lunch picture... I only eat adorable lean protein
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Rich Ohrnberger Sep 30
<grandpa moaning in disgust> Grandson: It's okay, it's okaaay... you just misspelled "poop deck". It's d-E-c-k.
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Rich Ohrnberger Sep 20
Edelman, Welker, etc. call him In New England, I was required to call him Cap'n Rocket-Arm or The Handsome Mr.Brady
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Rich Ohrnberger Sep 7
God bless the broken road. God bless the broken road. God bless the broken road.
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Rich Ohrnberger Sep 1
<>ATTN: SOUL CYCLE NYC<> The rash is NON-CONTAGIOUS the bike seats are fine to use. -Rich
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