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Rich Ohrnberger
Twitter account of former Penn State Nittany Lion, New England Patriot, Arizona Cardinal, and current San Diego Charger Rich Ohrnberger.
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Rich Ohrnberger 12 Apr
Thought of a much sluttier version of Forever 21.. carrying mostly grooming supplies and moist wipes, I'd call it Occasionally 69
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Rich Ohrnberger 09 Apr
Signed with the Chargers!! BTW, If they put a gag order on my tweets again... just remember it's a ball gag... and I'm happy
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Rich Ohrnberger 04 Apr
Women's volleyball boils down to butt cheeks and unnecessary high fiving.
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Rich Ohrnberger 02 Apr
accidentally knocked over a toddler at the mall, he was big for his age though ..offseason training is heading in the right direction
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Rich Ohrnberger 01 Apr
(On my visit to NY) RT : "The fucking Jets? Fuck you pal!" I'm sorry..but uhhh <gulp>...I'm just so lonely...And they seem nice
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Rich Ohrnberger 30 Mar
Our stewardess wrote me this note... I'm getting a pretty strong "rapey" vibe from this flight staff.
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Rich Ohrnberger 29 Mar
Armpit hair/odor is a human adaptation to defend against the tickle spider.
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Rich Ohrnberger 28 Mar
I just got French kissed by my Italian Greyhound... These European bitches are aggressive!!
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Rich Ohrnberger 28 Mar
RT ": .. finally got verified..Guessing it was the "taint cramp" tweet.." ..Nope, just used the old Contra cheat code
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Rich Ohrnberger 27 Mar
After seeing the blue check.. the leaky nipples make sense now.
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Rich Ohrnberger 27 Mar
Finally verified! I haven't been this excited to see a blue check since i life guarded at the Baltic Sea...It was a slow summer...
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Rich Ohrnberger 26 Mar
So I lost my car keys last week, aaaand searching for them is really tough, soooo they're probably in the Indian Ocean... I guess... oh well
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Rich Ohrnberger 25 Mar
RT ": is euro style when your buddy helps?" No, no silly!!! That'd be a Dutch Rudder! ...Euro-style is just an overhand approach.
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Rich Ohrnberger 25 Mar
RT ": What's a "taint cramp"?" ...don't worry yourself Harry, if you don't know, it means you're doing it right.
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Rich Ohrnberger 25 Mar
Suffered a taint cramp while evicting some egg-chasers. Gonna need to hydrate and rework my technique... maybe I'll try Euro-style
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Rich Ohrnberger 24 Mar
MY SON HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!!! if seen let me know ASAP!! This is the picture the kidnappers left…
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Rich Ohrnberger 24 Mar
I prefer my beef to be grass-fed, without any added testosterone... however, I prefer my grass to be beef-fed and fuckin' juiced!!!
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Rich Ohrnberger 24 Mar
I recently confused the term "masseuse" with "misogynist" ended up being a pretty awkward massage ...a lot more cursing than usual.
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Rich Ohrnberger 23 Mar
My pantry items are organized by current international conflict, so naturally I try to keep the Crimea of wheat away from the vanilla Putin
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Rich Ohrnberger 23 Mar
": Is there an Hawaiian word that doesn't end in a vowel?" Yes... Te'od (it's in the urban dictionary)
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