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Dale☒
You are the result of 3.8 billion years of evolutionary success. Act like it.
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Dale☒ 4h
Dang got that cousin thing going on. Post a pic already.
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AltEPA 5h
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Jose A. Lopez 10h
Replying to @GeorgeTakei
What Trump said was
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Dale☒ 9h
Turbo Pascal made me a bunch of money
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Dale☒ 9h
Using a mouse for the first time. This shit is never going to catch on.
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irwin Nov 21
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Gopher, Netscape with frames, the first Browser Wars. Searching for pages with AltaVista, pop-up windows self-replicating, trying to uninstall RealPlayer. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
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ROSIE Nov 21
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Morten Øverbye 24 Aug 14
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Dale☒ Nov 21
Replying to @altNOAA
Moron. This is still Obama era fiscal policy. Jesus are all dotards appointees stupid? Yes.
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Dale☒ Nov 20
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Dale☒ Nov 20
Replying to @Spencemark3 @wilw
LOL
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Dale☒ Nov 20
Trump is a dangerous president, we him now! Join me by signing the petition:
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Brasilmagic Nov 19
"If he's impeached, it will renew my faith in our government. If he is struck by lightning, it will renew my faith in God." ~ Arlene La Hera
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Dale☒ Nov 20
Replying to @WhiteHouse
Five bucks says he fucks that up too.
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Dale☒ Nov 20
Yes, please
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Dale☒ Nov 19
Fuck my diet
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Brian Krassenstein🐬 Nov 19
Here's a message to the dozens of Women that Trump has likely assaulted over the years. Please come forward. Don't be afraid! You could be the one to send this sexual deviant to prison once and for all, while in the process likely saving our Republic. PLEASE RETWEET!
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SnoozyQ Nov 18
Dear I didn't unexpectedly turn 65. I've worked my ass off for 50yrs paying into SS,yet u call this entitlement! I don't have a plan like yours (which I also paid 4 btw) but I'll be ok if you'll just leave it alone! Pls stop ur selfish attack on me just to please ur donors!!
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Matt’s Idea Shop Nov 18
Settle down, Jeff.
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Dale☒ Nov 18
There is no shadow from her helmet. Or left arm.
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