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Obviously Mets Sep 17
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Apologies for the gendered language of "strawmen."
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Obviously Mets Sep 17
Tonight on the Obviously Mets Girl Power Podcast, a very special 9 hour edition in which we bravely condemn child rape, unlike all the people in our mentions who support child rape and definitely aren't strawmen we conjured up.
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Obviously Mets Sep 9
OMG SHUTTT UPPP YOU DONT KNOW HIM LIKE WE KNOW HIM HE ONCE WAVED TO OUR SECTION OK OMG LITERALLY CANT DEAL RIGHT NOW 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Obviously Mets Sep 9
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OMG literally can't breathe soooo many emotions our heart is soooo fulllll for Willllmmmeeeerrrr but also OMG literally soooo saaaaddddd for Jake omg
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Obviously Mets Sep 9
Literally gouging our eyes out from emotion at Wilmer being back in NY. The sobbing will continue uninterrupted until the end of the series. We've called in sick from 4th grade and everything. Sobbing.
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Obviously Mets Sep 6
This is a tweet about living getting our analysis for stuff
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Obviously Mets Sep 6
This is a tweet about Edwin Diaz and the Mets
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Obviously Mets Sep 6
This is a tweet about Edwin Diaz and the Mets
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Obviously Mets Sep 6
This is a tweet about Edwin Diaz and the Mets
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Obviously Mets Sep 6
This is a tweet about Edwin Diaz and the Mets
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Obviously Mets Sep 6
This is a tweet about Edwin Diaz and the Mets
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Obviously Mets Sep 6
This is a tweet about Edwin Diaz and the Mets
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Obviously Mets Sep 6
This is a tweet about Edwin Diaz and the Mets
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Obviously Mets Sep 6
This is a tweet about Edwin Diaz and the Mets
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Obviously Mets Aug 31
Folks, you'll see many replies to this tweet saying "nice." This is because 69 is known to represent mutual oral sex, which from what we can gather is considered to be nice.
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Obviously Mets Aug 22
No, folks, they played the Cardinals in 2000, the one they won on Bobby Jones' complete game.
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Obviously Mets Aug 22
Endy's because it was the bigger moment. If he doesn't make that catch the Mets lose that game and the series, folks.
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Obviously Mets Aug 22
Folks, we don't know when the game will resume and we are not meteorologists. We have absolutely no access to info you don't. We will now entertain two hours of questions regarding when the game will resume.
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Obviously Mets Aug 22
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We don't just know all the right trades you should have made after the fact, by the way. We're also prospect experts. For sure more than you stupid idiots. God you guys are stupid. By the way please accept this thread as our cover letter, jerks.
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Obviously Mets Aug 22
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Ok fine keep not hiring us. You think you can do without our massive volume of baseball opinions, a handful of which are right? Typical lousy org decision. We know orgs. We work for one. Just not in baseball, ever. Same difference though. Idiots.
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