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Scott Van Pelt
Actor, world renowned connoisseur and professional gentleman of leisure - Mr. Whitefolks. AKA The trendsetter of Muskegon
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Scott Van Pelt 52m
Replying to @DaaKiddd
Indeed
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Scott Van Pelt 7h
Not us, though. Plastics...F, yeah.
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Scott Van Pelt 7h
Replying to @BarstoolBigCat
Will come in handy with Lil Cat. They’re wiggly, uncoordinated and selfish. You don’t think you’ll have to do this, but good to have in the back pocket.
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Scott Van Pelt 7h
When you think the bag plastic is like razor wire and will cut fingers off, but you’re too stubborn to put one down. Same.
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Scott Van Pelt 10h
There you go. Sarcasm requires a certain level of.....ah, forget it. Have a good one, Greg.
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Scott Van Pelt 10h
Maybe, Greg, the jokes aren't for you. It's 101 level content from the two of us. Standard fare. Understood by most.
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Scott Van Pelt 22h
Maybe read it for ten more and see if you can piece together the jokes we are making.
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Scott Van Pelt 22h
He did.
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Scott Van Pelt 22h
Nope. People just have a staggeringly poor grasp of our jokes.
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Scott Van Pelt 22h
Replying to @WillBlackmon
Ocean House. Bay St. deli lobster roll (hot because cold is foul) for lunch.
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Scott Van Pelt 22h
Replying to @j_Borders
Beach at the bottom of Ritz at Kapalua is as good as any on earth. Mahalo.
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Scott Van Pelt 22h
Replying to @Ethan_Smith_62
Oh, Ethan. You typed this out and sent it. Now you’ll have to live with that.
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Scott Van Pelt 22h
Replying to @j_Borders
Beach DAY. DAY. Read. It’s simple. It’s all right there in front of you. That tweet had...like twenty words in it.
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Scott Van Pelt 22h
Replying to @j_Borders
That’s because it’s f-ing Oahu.
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Scott Van Pelt 22h
Replying to @ryenarussillo
Glad you asked. This tweet absolutely implies that any other beach besides this one sucks. Your favorite team is ass. Your kids are ugly and dumb and while you were reading this, I ate whatever you left in the fridge. Also, you smell like a wet llama.
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Scott Van Pelt Jun 23
It really checks all the boxes. Of how not to do it. 🤷‍♂️
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Scott Van Pelt Jun 23
Or ‘19. Whatever. See you there.
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Scott Van Pelt Jun 23
Well done. 2006 jokes still play in ‘09. 🔥 V/M game.
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Scott Van Pelt Jun 23
What’s wrong with people? Will be at Starboard as usual in July. Settle your insecure asses down.
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Scott Van Pelt Jun 23
Replying to @Still29
Been to lots of beaches. Today is as good as they get anywhere.
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