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NotSoSexintheCity
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Have I Got News For You 11h
‘I don’t believe in gestures’ says man who drove a digger through a wall to promote Brexit and clapped on Thursday nights for people he failed to protect:
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NotSoSexintheCity 26m
Replying to @hashtags1ngle
Sounds lush tho.
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NotSoSexintheCity 4h
Replying to @thestarseanyboy
Hahaha, same 😂
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NotSoSexintheCity 5h
It’s like that time I had HQ hair and accidentally dyed almost all of it rather than just the ends.
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NotSoSexintheCity 5h
Replying to @iHarlandos
Sometimes I just need a slab of chocolate with no frills. Cadbury slabs are the best.
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NotSoSexintheCity 5h
Replying to @thestarseanyboy
I’m glad it’s not just me!
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NotSoSexintheCity 5h
Replying to @bvansomeren
And you, lovely! ☺️
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NotSoSexintheCity 5h
Replying to @iHarlandos
I prefer OG Wispas tbh.
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NotSoSexintheCity 5h
Replying to @sexblogofsorts
I bet it was to do with Gary Barlow 😜
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NotSoSexintheCity 8h
Replying to @iHarlandos
😂😂 I’d love to know the context.
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NotSoSexintheCity 8h
😂😂 I’m just moving mine to a Pages doc for the end-of-year blog post ... but yeah, totally deleting them from twitter just in case.
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NotSoSexintheCity 8h
Imagine the scenes👇🏻😬
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NotSoSexintheCity 8h
Replying to @tothaground
Oooft, that is a scary flipping thought 😂
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NotSoSexintheCity 8h
Replying to @Wooskie4
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NotSoSexintheCity 8h
Mine doesn’t do the sliding on. Like, ever. One optician told me I needed a new shape (is my eyeball weird?!?), so I went with a different kind and I still had trouble. Even when the woman was directing my hands the damn thing wouldn’t go where it should 😂🤦🏼‍♀️
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NotSoSexintheCity 10h
How the f?! Without a mirror? TEACH ME!
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NotSoSexintheCity 10h
Replying to @_100Countries
I flipping love the fabric 😍
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NotSoSexintheCity 10h
I’ve never split one but they always kinda wrap the wrong way around my fingertip rather than the right way around my eyeball, if that makes sense? I went to work with one lens in a few times and had to get the opticians down the road to help 😂
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NotSoSexintheCity 12h
Replying to @DefinitelyEddy
Avoiding the painting I promised I’d help my bf with ... 😆
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NotSoSexintheCity 12h
Replying to @DefinitelyEddy
Oh that sounds lovely! I haven’t had a bbq in forever 🤤
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