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Brandon King
My name is Brandon King. I'm a journalist working out of Oklahoma City. I also have an addiction to all nerd shit and sarcasm. Plus, I write okay.
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Brandon King 2h
Say it louder for the assholes in the back.
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Brandon King 4h
PSA: No one gives a shit how much you ran or why you’re doing it.
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Brandon King 14h
We are not worthy, Dan. We are not worthy.
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Brandon King 17h
People who speak on their speaker in public don’t deserve to have a phone.
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Brandon King 17h
Journalists, get it together. Asking “is the president a racist?” is a joke. He’s a racist the way the sky is blue and people are held in detention camps- factually.
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Brandon King 20h
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Nick Bryant Jul 14
Nobody writes ledes quite like and he does it day after day, week after week
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Brandon King Jul 14
Proposal: Every decade, everyone should have to work one year of retail. This includes restaurant staff, grocery store employee, clothing, etc. This is to provide understanding with a healthy dose of karma. Thoughts? Let’s spread this.
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Brandon King Jul 14
9-hour long standoff in N.W. Oklahoma City ends when officers find no one inside home via
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ً Jul 11
me leaving the house without eating breakfast, dehydrated, and with 2 hours of sleep
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Joshua Potash Jul 12
Holocaust survivor Bernard Marks confronts ICE director Thomas Homan - and compares ICE raids to Nazis raids.
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Brandon King Jul 13
Replying to @sarahbethatOU
Not too bad. Not too bad at all.
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Brandon King Jul 13
Is there an appropriate way to tell someone to shut the hell up before they speak? Asking for me.
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Brian Beutler Jul 11
Donald Trump invited a cabal of online fascists, conspiracy theorists, and Nazi coddling thugs to the White House today to threaten and intimidate the professional reporters he intends to replace.
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Brandon King Jul 12
can you please do an episode of and explain why Sebastian Gorka looks like the creepy fucking toy collector from Toy Story 2?
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Brandon King Jul 12
looks like the creepy toy collector from Toy Story 2.
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Robert Evans (The Other Robert Evans) Jul 11
fucking hell I wish Hunter Thompson were still alive and functional
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Brandon King Jul 12
I’d rather give an aggressive blowjob to a cactus than hear about someone’s dream.
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Brandon King Jul 12
A straight white guy writing comedy? Good thing I’m starting that trend.
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Brandon King Jul 11
Calling all my favorite comedians: I want to be a comedy writer but I'm stuck in Oklahoma. How the hell do I do what you do? Signed, A college kid.
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