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Balderdash
I placed my onions on the floor, under the window by the door, the layers of nuance caught their eyes, the day I won The Turner Prize.
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Balderdash 21m
This is the greatest non-interview I've ever seen.
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Mark 3h
It's so easy to find a pic on the net and post it on here. I remember the 1980s when we had to draw the image from memory and then ride through town on a horse with the picture on display.
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Ali Martin 9h
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Balderdash 16h
70 today. Happy birthday journalist Andrew Neil.
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Balderdash May 20
Replying to @GladysSteptoe
If I had an employee who tweeted pompously but spelt beverage 'beveridge', I'd fire them out of a cannon.
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Paul Jenkins May 20
Replying to @MJowen174
If you tolerate this then your chllled drinks will be next
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Balderdash May 20
Replying to @JamesHusband3
Poetic licence.
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Balderdash May 20
Oh bumble bee bumble bee how I am in awe of thee, the way you hover, fly and flit in your Hull City football kit.
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Balderdash May 20
Replying to @ally_cante
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Balderdash May 20
Maintaining a level of insouciance.
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Balderdash May 20
Replying to @James_Mayes
Stunning line.
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James Mayes May 20
The revolution will be pasteurised.
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Balderdash May 20
Corpus Christi you've gone all Rees-Mogg on us. This thread is right up my alley. Haven't got a clue what we're on about or where it may lead.
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Balderdash May 20
Replying to @DavidMuttering
Actually...no but it has got me thinking more about Zondervan.
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Balderdash May 20
Replying to @thatsmabhoy
Didn't know that.
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Balderdash May 20
Replying to @DavidMuttering
Ah Romeo. Wherefore art him these days?
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Balderdash May 20
"Milkshakes. Thousands of 'em."
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Balderdash May 20
Replying to @DavidMuttering
No way. Hair's wrong. Look closer David.
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Balderdash May 19
On this day 1981: Sir Bobby Robson gives John Wark some tactical advice during Ipswich Town's UEFA Cup final win over AZ 67.
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Balderdash May 19
On this day 1992: Hristo Stoichkov and Ronald Koeman celebrate Barcelona's European Cup final victory over Sampdoria thanks to the latter's thunderous strike.
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