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No Taverns Apr 8
The Forest Psalm was a terrible weapon invented by the druids in a long forgotten war; a song which would cause forests to grow, wither, and die in a matter of hours, smashing entire cities. For centuries it was thought lost, but recently a scholar uncovered a copy of the spell.
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No Taverns Feb 10
Sci- Fi Sunday: Every decade, armies and warriors from across the galaxy compete at the War Dance. Conflict at every scale is represented, from gladiators clashing in pits to fleets trading atomics in the outer systems. Entire planets' fortunes are wagered in that hectic week.
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No Taverns Feb 10
Sci- Fi Sunday: Drones have discovered a pre-flight world in the far fringes of the galaxy. Closer examination revealed oddities: they've nearly achieved spaceflight several times before, but were regularly reset by global disaster. Twice is unfortunate, but thrice is sabotage.
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No Taverns Feb 9
You've been waiting behind the inn for two hours but Fixer hasn't shown up. So now you have to round up a gang and pull the ears off of the twerp. Unfortunately, you were bluffing. And unless you get some money, there's going to be a real gang coming for your ears tomorrow.
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No Taverns Feb 9
After centuries of dedicated work, Firax, Terror of the Skies, has given up on the pillaging and burning and opened a coffee emporium, Black Gold Horde. Connoisseurs claim Firax now sleeps upon a black and roasted horde, though no one's been brave or foolhardy enough to check.
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No Taverns Feb 8
The locked chest has been a landmark for longer than anyone can remember. Many have tried to open it with no success. Last week, it was found open. With a new corpse appearing every day in front of the chest, it is now clear it was keeping something in, instead of others out.
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No Taverns Feb 8
Blue Mist Over White Forests has reached adulthood and seeks a mate. Per custom, they offer as much of their hoard as can be carried out in a single container to whoever finds a worthy mate. Another dragon is best, but they are partial to white-eyed blue-haired folk.
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No Taverns Feb 7
After the League of Gellarion dismantled the shrine to Ouzoul Heptara, Guardian of the Small Lakes, each of the seven lakes have dried, causing drought. Now, farmers lose money in both buying food and not making any to sell. We must please Kresh with a glorious tribute this year.
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No Taverns Feb 7
A large fish with chameleon legs, axolotl gills, and a serene woman's face lives in a floating sphere of water in a remote cavern. It tells unknowable secrets of the future, past, and other planes. Or, that's what all the lunatics, who stumble back from the mushroom woods, claim.
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No Taverns Feb 6
Last week, the Tower of Ascension erupted in the Capital. It's attracted many monsters which have overrun the city. The now dethroned emperor promises his inheritance to whoever banishes the tower and frees his throne. The tower, alternatively, promises godhood to a new master.
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No Taverns Feb 6
The Cursed Red Fog is rolling back, exposing lands abandoned for a century; an eerie landscape of overgrown, crumbling villages and shadows glimpsed out the corner of the eye. The first explorers have begun venturing into the area; if they're not eaten, others will follow.
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No Taverns Feb 5
"'Mist thickened in the courtyard as the nefarious wizard drew the whole lake into the air. People worried it might just blow away. No one expected the Winter Queen to freeze everyone where they stood.' ...That's enough story for today." "Was it as misty as it is today, grandpa?"
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No Taverns Feb 5
Ever since the sun shattered and rained down, night dominates. Staying near the shards provides warmth and daylight, but it's not enough. Putting the shards together might get the sun back in the sky, and your shard twinkles toward other shards. Bring the world light.
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No Taverns Feb 4
Everyone knows to never take more than 3 drops of Imagination, but you downed an entire bottle on a dare. Now you're definitely nowhere near home, the dinosaurs around you are singing, and the eye you met on arrival made you Feel the Blue Ocean's Worm Dragon could get you back.
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No Taverns Feb 4
A great iron cage is being built by the order of the King of the Hinterlands. Nobody, not even the men who built it, know why. For the moment, it stands empty... but the King must have something to imprison in his commission.
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No Taverns Feb 3
Solid fog settled on the village a fortnight ago and shows no signs of abating soon, if ever. All activity has ground almost to a halt since you cannot see your own hand in front of your face. People have been getting hopelessly lost mere yards from their own homes.
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No Taverns Feb 3
The long-abandoned Cloud Palace of the Bird Kings sinks still lower in the sky, threatening cities beneath. An expedition is being prepared to renew its magic or simply move it out into the countryside, but simply getting up there will be a challenge.
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No Taverns Feb 2
The highly infectious Ticking Disease plagues the area. The afflicted hear an incessant ticking and tune it out or go mad. Does anyone else hear the whispers warning against the countdown? That might explain why folks looked so delighted before their heads exploded.
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No Taverns Jan 9
An immense worm burst out of the ground, convulsed, and died, apparently of some kind of disease. Leaving behind it unstable tunnels leading deep into the underworld. The king has ordered a team to follow the tunnel and find where the beast came from, and if there will be more.
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No Taverns Jan 9
Long ago, a king was cursed by the gods to transform into a terrible monster and was sealed inside his castle. The kingdom collapsed in civil war shortly after, but the castle remains. All the treasures of the fallen kingdom remain within its keep; but so does the monstrous king.
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