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No Taverns Oct 4
We recently turned 1 year old! And to celebrate, we're broken. We tried unplugging us and plugging us back in but it didn't work. Rest assured, we're on it and should be back soon! In the meantime here is a spooky tree drew for his newest project. Love, No Taverns
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No Taverns Sep 17
Laserbeam Borb's ship has been found, his corpse and 10 handwritten letters addressed to various people, inside. You received one of those, inviting you to find his treasure - a literal mountain of starstone, the thing that makes ships go.
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No Taverns Sep 16
Giant, castle-sized sandcastles have been found in the western desert. They're beautiful, but crumble to dunes at the slightest disturbance. The rumor swappers wager that there's wonderful treasure inside if you can figure out how to get it.
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No Taverns Sep 16
The purest priestess has died. Her ambitious deathwish, to banish darkness from the world, was unexpectedly accepted by the gods.
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No Taverns Sep 15
Recent rumors of cat and kitten burglars throughout the village were confirmed yesterday when they interrupted someone in the bath. The thieves got away, but not before a good drenching. They're still on the loose, and probably smell like wet dog right now.
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No Taverns Sep 15
Sometimes, those who survive being struck by lightning gain understanding of the languages of electricity, the poetry of charge and current. Would-be prophets, wizards, and hopeless romantics find high places in thunderstorms in hopes of gaining this power; several die each year.
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No Taverns Sep 13
The Master of Brass and Flame has been killed, the last and greatest of his abominable war machines captured (mostly) intact. The church calls for its destruction, but the three kings who lead the alliance imagine how powerful they could become with that machine for their armies.
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No Taverns Sep 12
The workshop of the magic candlemaker that makes the sleeping wax lanterns that keep the slumbering beast quiet has caught fire! Better do something... yawn... while you still can.
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No Taverns Sep 12
A golden stag has been spotted! The Baron is readying a hunting party to go after it, but the local druid circle is planning to sabotage his efforts and protect the stag. A direct confrontation between the two could be a political disaster, but seems almost unavoidable.
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No Taverns Sep 11
In a daring early-morning raid, the goblin king's leutenant, Fixer, has been captured by the White Council. Sources say that he has already pleaded guilty to a litany of charges. How, or whether, this will destabilize the goblin king's rule is unknown.
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No Taverns Sep 11
The inner sea's water slowly recedes, exposing the seabed and its bounties, as well as its dangers. The city on its shores will pay a king's ransom to whomever can persuade the sea to refill. You'll be the one to claim it.
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No Taverns Sep 10
Annelid-Chirurgeons of Coldstone Valley can cure any sickness with their death-eating leeches, bred over centuries from parasites found in a butchered devil. Six months ago an outbreak of Yellow-Hel Fever struck - no deaths, but now the Valley is overrun with titanic worms.
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No Taverns Sep 10
Four tiny human-faced oregrines alight upon the windowsill and sing of the lech who rages across the seas. Their song complete, they make promises for a cost. One demands coin, another love, the third hearts, and the last, infamy.
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No Taverns Sep 9
Lost in the wilderness, you find a path leading toward the smoke of cooking fires. You round the last hill to find, only a giant cave into the side of a hill. Another traveler, with aid and resources, must have taken up residence there to avoid the terrible nightly storms. Right?
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No Taverns Sep 9
Tomorrow is Hallow's Eve. The children know it only as a holiday for candy. None these days remember that folks stay inside or else wear masks to fool the soulcatchers that prowl these forests each year. You're delayed 3 days, so you'll still be on the road tomorrow or later.
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No Taverns Sep 8
The war between Prauzan and Frarka enters its hundredth year. Both were destroyed long ago but, propelled by vile magics and sheer hatred, their armies continue to fight. Skeletons in ragged uniforms and vat-grown monsters battle across farms long ago churned into poisoned mud.
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No Taverns Sep 8
Sci-Fi Sunday: "As Procurement Marshall, it's your job to see how these Cosmic Horror sized Cthulhu-Bites end up in our Seegson-brand vending machines so cheaply! I don't care if the flavor 'will seep from your nightmares and into your heart,' we're talking about lost profit!"
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No Taverns Sep 6
Sci-Fi Sunday: Xenoscyria has had two immense typhoons whirling around its Polar Ocean for millions of years, with winds and rains an order of magnitude worse than anything on Earth. Your escape pod just came down on the coast with one of them just twenty-four hours away.
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No Taverns Sep 5
After his death in a tragic and improbable accident, local baker Bob was revealed to be a shapeshifter! What happened to the real Baker Bob? Was there ever even a 'real' Bob?
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No Taverns Sep 5
Shooting stars rain gently from the sky, bouncing off roofs and across the fields. They litter the ground, still slightly glowing with residual astral energies.
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