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I don’t like to (have to) ask 
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Republicans don’t make me think about sex
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Shaun King Jul 21
Trump's speech tonight = Bigotry Xenophobia Bigotry Fear-Mongering Racism Bullshit Bigotry Xenophobia Bigotry Fear-Mongering Racism Bullshit
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Dan Savage Jul 21
This is legitimately and genuinely terrifying. Like Palin's '08 speech to the RNC on steroids and bath salts.
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If Trump is the "Law and Order" candidate, can I have the "Friends" candidate, please?
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Cathy Margiotta Jul 21
I am staying up past my bedtime bc this thread is too funny. Someone publish top 1000 funniest plez!
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unless you understand what a trade deficit is.
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unless you are a suit that's not blue, or a tie that's not red.
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unless you have a basic understanding of statistics.
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unless you are the truth.
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unless you're the hash tag.
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unless you understand the difference between ten inches and ten centimeters.
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unless you fear phrases like "law and order" when spoken by politicians.
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unless you believe the USA is A country, and not THE country.
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unless you're a previous Republican presidential nominee who hasn't advertised Viagra. Or any Republican ex-president.
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. Especially if you tell him he's great. Or that his cock is big.
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unless you are Muslim, Jewish, Buddhist, Hindu, atheist, or agnostic. Or any other religion. (You know, except one. Maybe.)
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unless you are conservative, liberal, or libertarian.
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unless you believe the first amendment to the Constitution isn't the second amendment to the Constitution.
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unless you are owed money by him.
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