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Songs about dicks and unicorns. Email: ninjasexparty@gmail.com
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Ninja Sex Party 1h
hey is it possible to be a vapiosexual
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bad news everyone, tonight ninja brian succumbed to his uncurable case of ligma. In lieu of flowers please send donations to Our Lady of Grabonta Hospital, Bofa FL
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Ninja Sex Party 9h
spiders = land octopuses
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Ninja Sex Party 10h
Bill Nye the Science Guy > Bill Guy the Science Nye
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Ninja Sex Party 10h
Slowly, their hand slowly unzipped the other person’s pants, working them slowly downward until they slowly fell to the floor. “Slower,” they said
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Ninja Sex Party 11h
Did you know? Danny has a Bachelor’s Degree in Makeout Studies from Harvard Smoochaversity
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Barnes & Noble Events The Grove Sep 16
JUST ANNOUNCED! Dan Avidan & Brian Wecht aka join us 11/12 @ 7pm to celebrate the official "Ninja Sex Party Coloring Book". 72 pages pack with brand new illustrations featuring dinosaurs, romance, martial arts, prog rock & mythical creatures
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Ninja Sex Party Sep 20
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Ninja Sex Party Sep 20
did you know that ninja brian’s favorite movie is love actually??? SIKE its a tie between sleepless in seattle and faces of death 2
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Ninja Sex Party Sep 20
apple really missed out on the coveted h4x0r market by not naming it the iPhone !!
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Ninja Sex Party Sep 20
eating tater tots seems cruel cause those are some potato’s CHILDREN
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Ninja Sex Party Sep 19
cotton candy sucks, sorry haters
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Ninja Sex Party Sep 19
all hail Dhlowghosz, god of silent letters
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Ninja Sex Party Sep 19
feels like there must be someone named “mustachio titmeyer” somewhere out there
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Ninja Sex Party Sep 19
should we do another “get blocked by NSP” contest
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Ninja Sex Party Sep 19
and we cannot stretch this enough
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Ninja Sex Party Sep 19
yeah, sex is cool
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Sean Barrett Sep 19
Dude my new Nicolas Cage jacket is amazing! Thanks for painting this!
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Ninja Sex Party Sep 19
they should call it an “iPAID” cause of how much you have to pay for it!!!!!!
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