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Nikki Menne (St. Nik)
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Nikki Menne (St. Nik) Jan 22
Replying to @MsSpinZ
Bahahaha 🤣😂. It’s so sad but so true lol
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Nikki Menne (St. Nik) Jan 21
Replying to @nikmenne
But in their defense every single girl had the exact same dress so I’m assuming that’s the norm for them. But I’m really not a fan. This is coming from a mom who grew up in the era of belly shirts as a teen lol lol.
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Nikki Menne (St. Nik) Jan 21
Not trying to date myself but who shrunk all the dresses in the world. I was recently at a swt 16 & these girls were one dance move away from giving the room a show. Why the hell are all these dresses so short. Seriously, I’m tall. These dresses would’ve been a tube top on me🤣
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Marisa Corvisiero Jan 21
Congratulations Nandi Taylor on the release of GIVEN! I'm so happy that we finally get to share this wonderful YA epic fantasy book with the world. Readers...
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Nikki Menne (St. Nik) Jan 16
Somedays I just miss my Grandma’s hugs. All the comfort, security, & love wrapped around me in one snuggle. Everytime I squeeze my kids tight I pray they feel the exact same from me.
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Nikki Menne (St. Nik) Jan 16
Replying to @Domvilla999
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J.R.H. Lawless #LiveYourWorstLife Jan 14
The CUSP Foundation does amazing work, including helping build a future for children in Thembelilhe, South Africa - a name that means "good hope" in . Damn proud to be working with such an awesome publisher! Thank you !
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Nikki Menne (St. Nik) Jan 12
Sitting on deck hawk watching(my spirit animal) Me:I hope it swoops down into our yard Actually I want it 2 land right on the deck & hang out w me Husband: what? Me:I want a pet hawk H:There’s something wrong w u Me:ugh, I never get anything I want. I’d get u a pet hawk
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Nikki Menne (St. Nik) Jan 12
Well, there is one thing I absolutely 100 % no doubt about it know about myself, I am a much nicer person when it’s nice out. This weather is amazing.
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Nikki Menne (St. Nik) Jan 12
Replying to @smartass_moms
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Nikki Menne (St. Nik) Jan 11
Replying to @smartass_moms
Yum 😋
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Nikki Menne (St. Nik) Jan 11
Me:(steps into shower) ahhhh finally peace & quiet 4.2 mins later... Mom, You know what I was thinking? Me: what the!?.. No!? & how the hell did you get in here?!
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WTFDAD Jan 10
Wife: where are you going? Me: poopin’. Wife: no you’re not I just cleaned the bathroom. Me: so? Wife: so it’s unappreciative of you to shit on my work. Hold it. Me: what? for how long? Wife: two days. Me: but- Wife: TWO DAYS!
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Nikki Menne (St. Nik) Jan 11
Have to laugh. T.V. (6am): Too much blinking can kill you. More to come tonight on blah blah blah news at 11. Me: wait? What? T.V: Good luck til then.
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Nikki Menne (St. Nik) Jan 9
Replying to @ConroyBooks
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Nikki Menne (St. Nik) Jan 9
Catching up on Jeopardy greatest of all time. These geniuses know all these facts from 1730 but do they know what unagi is? Why you need to PIVOT, who Regina Phalange is, or why ROOOSS CAAAN? Bahahaha 😂😂🤣🤣. Jk
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Nikki Menne (St. Nik) Jan 9
Everytime a squirrel runs out infront of my car I can’t help but think of my husband during an argument. All it has to do is turn around & run straight back in the direction it came to avoid being crushed but nooo.. it picks up speed, scrambles around, & tries to cheat death
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Nikki Menne (St. Nik) Jan 9
Have you ever pulled over Bc you thought of a really funny tweet & you knew your brain would never remember it later No....Me either
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Nikki Menne (St. Nik) Jan 9
Me running errands Start car Bc it’s freezing outside... -Remember I forgot to put clothes in dryer -oh wait I wanted to take coffee w me -let me just start a pot of sauce -ha I bet people would relate to this tweet -crap did I turn off the stove Car turns off.. Repeat 3X
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Nikki Menne (St. Nik) Jan 8
Replying to @Jennyresists
Eventually it is lol. Definitely not while they are little. You’re lucky if it’s even hot 😂🤣😘
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