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Nihilist Arby's
Officially, I have nothing to do with arby's. Unofficially, everything is nothing. Eat Arby's
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Nihilist Arby's 2. velj
Imagine your life being so pathetic and bereft of meaning that you actually look forward to commercials. Eat Arby’s
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Nihilist Arby's 2. velj
Today is a perfect day to chug massive amounts of garbage food and drink yourself into oblivion while investing all your energy into the results of a completely pointless conflict. In that way, it’s exactly like every other day of this sham of an existence Enjoy Arby’s
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Nihilist Arby's 25. sij
Friendly reminder that shooting up in our bathrooms and hailing Satan or whatever is fine with us. But we’ll all die before anyone on this shitrock thanks or respects you for it. Eat Arby’s
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Nihilist Arby's 21. sij
Just accept that meaningless shit like this will somehow numb the pain of this useless sentience
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Nihilist Arby's 8. sij
Don’t forget, we all die. At least now we all get to do it together soon. Enjoy Arby’s.
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Nihilist Arby's 2. sij
It’s a brand new year and guess what! You’re either the exact same irrelevant insufferable blob of shit you were yesterday or you died last night. Enjoy Arby’s
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Nihilist Arby's 1. sij
Whatever, assholes. Death approaches and time and agency are illusions. You’re already dead. Please continue to eat Arby’s in 2020
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Nihilist Arby's 1. sij
Tonight, as we ring in 2020x whether you... A) get your ass kicked by a couple of random Macedonians B) choke on your own vomit and die C) rack up another DUI D) have regrettable sex E) slip on the ice while crying in a miniskirt Please remember to enjoy Arby’s
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Nihilist Arby's 26. pro
Ah, Star Wars and Christmas: two stories about dipshits out in the desert who only pathetic nerds and insufferable know-it-all pricks think are important at all. Enjoy Arby’s
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Nihilist Arby's 25. pro
Yo, some guy fucked that baby into Mary. Not that it matters. Buuut, there’s no god, so you do the math. This Christmas Eve, enjoy Arby’s.
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Nihilist Arby's 6. pro
Go fuck yourself, Netflix. Please continue to enjoy Arby’s.
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Nihilist Arby's 30. stu
In honor of Black Friday, remember: nothing says “fuck it, who gives a shit” quite like shameless merchandising. so fuck it. Who gives a shit? Please continue to enjoy Arby’s.
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Nihilist Arby's 28. stu
Life is a brutal slog towards infinite non-sentience and therefore there’s really nothing to be thankful for in any meaningful sense so you may as well sneak off and fuck your cousin already. Please enjoy thanksgiving and Arby’s
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Nihilist Arby's 25. stu
If you think life is meaningless, wait until you check out death. Actually it’s exactly the fucking same. Never mind. Eat Arby’s
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Nihilist Arby's 11. stu
This Veterans Day don’t forget to ignore that annoying guy with one leg asking for change by the highway on-ramp like you do every day. Enjoy Arby’s
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Nihilist Arby's 1. stu
Happy day after Halloween, assholes. You’re all still dressed in pathetic costumes. The only difference is that today you have to buy your own candy and snort it in the bathroom. Enjoy Arby’s
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Nihilist Arby's 1. stu
There is no Halloween in heaven because heaven doesn’t exist. There is only Halloween in hell because hell is all there is. After hell there is nothing but non sentient eternal blackness Eat Arby’s
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Nihilist Arby's 26. lis
Not only will you be forgotten, but all your precious possessions, every last one of them, will vanish into obscurity too. You are literally nothing. Enjoy Arby’s
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Nihilist Arby's 14. lis
This Columbus Day we’d like to send a shout out to the Turkish govt. May your genocide be as successful and rewarding as America’s has been Please continue to enjoy Arby’s
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Nihilist Arby's 14. lis
Derek from store NT6570 (fryer) has passed away. He died doing what he loved: screaming in fear about the eternal blackness of a godless death that comes for us all. Eat Arby’s
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