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Pre-upload substrate dysphoria. Unshod ambulatorianism. Randos are welcome in my mentions. Bioreactor starting to function closer to normal parameters
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niftierideology (monky) 30. sij
Odgovor korisniku/ci @sonyasupposedly @mattskala
Coral scientist says "bun coral which thinks 'hm🐰m✨mm✨'"
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niftierideology (monky) 1. sij
Odgovor korisniku/ci @bitteranagram
Have a good year
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niftierideology (monky) 28. pro
Like The Purge but plausible deniability is suspended for a day and you have to declare all your motives for each interaction
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niftierideology (monky) 26. pro
Odgovor korisniku/ci @sonyasupposedly
It's not cute... Santas only say "ho ho ho" when they're extremely depressed.
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niftierideology (monky) 25. pro
Odgovor korisniku/ci @niftierideology
Also Santa would never need to go through customs anyway because chimneys are technically international waters. Congress will never close this loophole because of the Elf Lobby.
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niftierideology (monky) 25. pro
Odgovor korisniku/ci @niftierideology
Only reason we haven't switched to nuclear power is all the coal Santa delivers. DARPA has a team of PhDs trying to get him to deliver uranium to the bad boys and girls instead.
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niftierideology (monky) 25. pro
Odgovor korisniku/ci @niftierideology
People out here thinking that Santa Claus has a passport and files a flight plan with the FAA? Get real. You're out of your mind.
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niftierideology (monky) 25. pro
Sorry but Santa Claus is a paranormal entity beyond state control. He's a national security threat. They post this stuff to reassure the public but Santa is out there and no federal agency can stop him.
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niftierideology (monky) 25. pro
Odgovor korisniku/ci @niftierideology
Not a phone in sight. Just people living in the moment.
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niftierideology (monky) 25. pro
Merry Christmas everyone
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niftierideology (monky) 22. pro
"Sorry" is a traditional greeting meaning "the conscientiousness in me recognizes the conscientiousness in you"
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niftierideology (monky) 18. pro
THE UNIVERSE: I'm random, capricious, and unjust YOU: But... that's random, capricious, and unjust! THE UNIVERSE: Yes.
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niftierideology (monky) 17. pro
Odgovor korisniku/ci @drethelin
Don't let historians fool you, the crusades were about bringing coconuts and almonds back to England
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niftierideology (monky) 15. pro
Odgovor korisniku/ci @niftierideology
Wow this is hard, haha... I guess I don't have as many opinions about the void as I thought.
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niftierideology (monky) 15. pro
Odgovor korisniku/ci @niftierideology
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niftierideology (monky) 15. pro
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niftierideology (monky) 15. pro
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niftierideology (monky) 15. pro
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niftierideology (monky) 15. pro
Odgovor korisniku/ci @niftierideology
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niftierideology (monky) 15. pro
100 opinions about the void (1 like = 1 opinion)
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