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Nichole Magoon
Digital Mkting Strategist | 10, '18G grad 👩‍🎓| Social media, design, communications 📱🎨💬 Improv comedy is life 🎭
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Nichole Magoon Dec 5
Hamilton is my top-streamed Artist of the Decade -- I would be concerned if it WASN'T.
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Nichole Magoon Nov 30
Replying to @melissavandew
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Nichole Magoon Oct 31
Replying to @nyactor
Claw Enforcement Agent here to uphold
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Nichole Magoon Oct 31
You’re under arrest for the consumption of Truly... by the Claw Enforcement Agent. 👮‍♀️ 🚔
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Nichole Magoon Sep 5
Sometimes I achieve goals that I didn’t even know were possible... like racking up a slew of matches on Bumble — and having them all manually unmatch me. But hey, it’s the most male action I’ve seen in awhile!
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Nichole Magoon Sep 5
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Nichole Magoon Jul 3
Replying to @ChamplainEdu
The officiant is a cc alum too, ‘10 & G’18 😉
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Nichole Magoon Jul 2
It's my ! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 2 Jul 2008 (via ).
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Nichole Magoon Jun 6
Replying to @mckirbs
Hahaha no, it was Forensic Files podcast — but crime junkies is next on my list 🤣
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Nichole Magoon Jun 6
Me: I'm a private person Me after a forensic podcast binge: Here's a DNA swab, a vial of blood, a chunk of hair, all my baby teeth, 3 photos for missing posters, a detailed chart of birthmarks, and fiber samples from every piece of clothing I own to identify my murdered body
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Nichole Magoon May 7
Replying to @Boojca @snopes
Haha they were definitely not kidding. Misinformed, maybe (apparently Brothel Law is a thing but it was debunked by ) — but not kidding/joking 😳
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Nichole Magoon May 6
Overheard in line at Burlington Bay: “Someone reported her house to the authorities because she lives with 7 girls. Apparently if you have 7 girls living in one house it’s legally considered a brothel.”
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Nichole Magoon Apr 12
Replying to @ShirokkoHunter
No I shit on my father because he doesn’t warn us before he goes under the outhouse to clean it. and because he doesn’t have Twitter
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Nichole Magoon Apr 12
Gummy vitamins are the human equivalent of pills wrapped in cheese for dogs.
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Nichole Magoon Mar 4
Replying to @Nicole_Cliffe
I was training for my first half marathon, running on a public bike path. I was about to hit 10 miles for the first time but losing steam fast. A guy running in the opposite direction said “you’ve got this” as he was running by. Gave me the motivation I needed to finish.
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Nichole Magoon Mar 2
Replying to @MattHaze
🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️♥️🦌🔫🤤
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Nichole Magoon Mar 2
Replying to @MattHaze
For which part? 🤣
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Nichole Magoon Mar 2
Replying to @bhalligan
I’ve always found it easier to act on the floor than the wall, myself
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Nichole Magoon Mar 2
Replying to @MattHaze
I made it onto Fox News for being banned from Tinder. It’s my dad’s proudest moment. I’ll let you decide which one is “something good”
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Nichole Magoon Feb 26
I’m a 32 year old 4.0 college grad with two bachelor’s degrees and an MBA. I’ve purchased a home, run a marathon, and performed comedy for 12+ years. My dad’s proudest moment is when I was featured on Fox News for being banned from Tinder.
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