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Neliza Drew
I might write things. I definitely have too many cats. Sometimes I teach kids to punch each other (karate). ALL THE BRIDGES BURNING. | she/her
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Neliza Drew 1h
Replying to @thomaspluck
Too bad the person you left in bed is a light sleeper.
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Neliza Drew 3h
Look at this perfect little Halloween minion.
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Neliza Drew 3h
We're babysitting foster kittens and the cute is overwhelming. One is Halloween black.
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Neliza Drew 3h
The pirates have lost their damn minds: Burn All Your Bridges Eleanor Drew paublabtertomo[dot]ml — Coming Soon Neliza Drew's debut novel All the Bridges Burning is a damn fine piece. Why You Should Burn All Your Bridges and Never Have a Backup Plan.
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Neliza Drew 3h
Jessie Watters is a shitty human. (This should be news to no one.)
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Anthony Neil Smith 4h
Look, y'all. I have had a lot of books published. And I have a lot more to go, methinks. Thanks for helping this dream o' mine become reality.
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Neliza Drew 7h
Replying to @thomaspluck
And people think I'm nuts for researching and bringing a list of potential restaurants on trips with me. I'm glad you got food.
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Neliza Drew 7h
Replying to @heyyguido
You knock, you get candy. And if you're one of the parents I know from the neighborhood, you can have a beer if you want. (I'm not checking IDs.) Mixed in with the candy are little toys and stickers so kids with allergies or dietary issues get something without having to ask.
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Michelle Guido 🎃 18h
Teenagers who trick or treat at my house still get candy because there is so much worse they can be doing than enjoying their youth you assholes.
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John Scalzi 14h
Apparently we're talking about tipping again? In which case, my position: here in the US, 20% at least when you're eating out, put a dollar per coffee in the barista jar, don't be the asshole who whines about it, yes it would be better not to have a tip society but we do, SO TIP.
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🦊Thomas Pluck🦊 15h
Beach read. Started it on the plane and I'm already 120 pages in.
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🦊Thomas Pluck🦊 15h
Sea Monsters by Chloe Aridjis is a great read about growing in Mexico city in the 80s. Klaus Nomi, the antikythera mechanism, and defecting soviet dwarfs? Yes.
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Neliza Drew 15h
Replying to @peltzmadeline
No wonder I always had to go behind my in-laws and leave a better tip.
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Christian Schneider 23h
Current controversy at my daughter's high school: Student calls a black security guard the n-word. Security guard says "don't call me a [n-word],"gets fired for violating the district's zero-tolerance policy on racial slurs. Absolutely insane.
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Neliza Drew 15h
Replying to @lilithsaintcrow
I lean chaotic good.
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Walter Shaub 23h
In case it's not clear from my freaking out, this G-7 thing is an escalation. It may look from the outside like it's been corruption all along—because it has been—but participating in a contract award to yourself is different by orders of magnitude. This is a red line crossed.
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Neliza Drew 15h
Replying to @GoshDarnMyLife
In Florida, it depends on what it's swimming in.
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Neliza Drew 19h
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
We're not with you.
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Neliza Drew 19h
Replying to @alex_segura
Nothing nicer than Doral in June. Like the hairy armpit of a mascot in a beaver costume on the equator.
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Neliza Drew 19h
Replying to @johnhornor
This is cementing my excuse to avoid doctors.
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