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Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Neil deGrasse Tyson May 20
Replying to @Pliny_theElder
As is common in 18th century non-fiction literature, I capitalize selected nouns to add mild emphasis where needed. -NDT
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Neil deGrasse Tyson May 20
If you portrayed an inanimate object in your elementary school play, I wonder how much it sealed your destiny.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson May 19
I've never witnessed Angels licking their own balls and sniffing each other's butts, so I must reserve judgment until then.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson May 18
Replying to @notreallykrl
The Sun is a million times lager than Earth and we measure Earth’s orbital speed through space. Took centuries to figure out.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson May 18
Me too! I forgot that one. But lately, the carts have at least one crazy wheel, forcing collisions with shelves.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson May 17
I commonly wear neckties and vests with cosmic stuff on it, like space-quilts on a kid’s bed.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson May 17
I’ll choose a scoop of ice-cream over almost any fancy dessert on a Restaurant Menu.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson May 17
In the shower, I squeeze the little soaps to see how far they will fly out of my hand.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson May 17
Approximately half the time I shake someone's hand, I think of thumb-wrestling them.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson May 17
I can fall asleep practically anywhere, and in any position.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson May 17
I'm perfectly content eating Hot Dogs & Potato Chips for dinner.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson May 17
I commonly laugh loudly around other Adults who are not.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson May 17
Love Malted Milkshakes with bendy straws. And for the last drops, my straw's making suction-sounds.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson May 17
I occasionally long for someone to read "Good Night Moon" to me as I fall asleep.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson May 17
During gentle snowfalls, I try to catch Snowflakes on my tongue, but only the big, clumpy ones.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson May 17
I occasionally free-swivel 360 degrees in those oversized chairs during important Board Meetings.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson May 17
I'd rather attend a Party than host one.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson May 17
I've argued with people 1/4 my age about the actual mass of Mjolnir, Thor's Hammer.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson May 17
I feel strongly that BB-8 is waaaay cuter than R2-D2.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson May 17
I order Hot Chocolate (with whipped cream) instead of Coffee at places where both are served.
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