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Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Neil deGrasse Tyson 3h
I still think there should be a dinosaur named the Thesaurus. And I imagine Thesaurus Rex would be badass with wordplay.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson 11h
Replying to @JohnnyFromGT @DanShedd
Sure, in the real world, but not in the jokeiverse.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson 11h
Replying to @Alec_Ksiazek
The professor's Smart Phone is based on a thousand facts of science. The only social construct is the social media enabled by it.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson 12h
Replying to @DanShedd
Good one. But shouldn't that be “bacterium” — singular.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson 16h
The four most populous cities in the US are in the playoffs: NY , LA , Chicago , & Houston
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Oct 17
Behold the dawn this October morn. There find between us...a crescent that is our Moon, and a planet that is Venus.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Oct 15
"Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.” -W. C. Fields
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Oct 15
In the 2014 film Kingsman, the Richmond Valentine character drinks a glass of 1945 Lafite with his McDonald's Big Mac..
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Oct 15
In the 1985 film Brewster’s Millions, the wine that Monty orders for his friends in the restaurant is 1961 Lafite Rothschild.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Oct 15
The champagne that christened the USS Enterprise in the 1979 StarTrek film was a bottle of 2065 Dom Perignon.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Oct 15
Intended as an uplifting thought from across the centuries, at a time when uplifting thoughts are hard to come by.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Oct 15
The sun, with…planets revolving around it…can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do. -Galileo
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Oct 15
A shout-out to Sonoma & Napa, from one of my people... “Wine is sunlight, held together by water. -Galileo.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Oct 14
Let’s Make America Smart Again.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Oct 8
Replying to @nweranj
Thanks, but I’m usually content with two, at most three, significant figures. Anything more tends to distract the reader.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Oct 8
FYI: A Cow can jump over the Moon if she aims where the Moon will be in three days, then leaps at about 25,000 miles per hour
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Oct 8
This actually happened: read Goodnight Moon to me, in response to my May 17, 2017 tweet
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Oct 5
It’s not the years, it’s the mileage. Looking at 34.5 billion miles around the Sun — 59 trips. Okay, sometimes it’s the years
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Oct 5
Replying to @sbellerina
Nope, My quotes are generally more scientifically literate than that.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Oct 4
Funding for , our agency that explores the universe, as a percent of the US Federal Budget: 1966: 5% — 2017: 0.5%
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