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Neil Floyd
Former intern ▪️ a horror comedy novel▪️making music at
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Neil Floyd 13m
Anybody climbing mountains in Skyrim the regular way is just wasting time
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Neil Floyd Jul 14
My new kitten doesn’t understand personal boundaries
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Neil Floyd Jul 13
Replying to @Gliitchy
Books are heavy and inconvenient, but at least paper doesn’t have to update haha
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Neil Floyd Jul 13
Holy shit NPR just had to describe blockbuster as netflix but in physical stores, I feel so old
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Neil Floyd Jul 12
One of the best parts about writing a book set in San Antonio is all the cool historical research! I get to read about the Alamo all day and it’s all “for the book”
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Neil Floyd Jul 10
*finally has time between freelance editing and writing projects to work on novel* *tweets about it instead of actually working on novel*
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Neil Floyd Jul 9
Replying to @PremiseAmiss
Gamefaqs was my SHIT back in the day
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Neil Floyd Jul 9
I wrote this while submerged in mountain dew code red
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Neil Floyd Jul 8
Life imitates art
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Neil Floyd Jul 6
I write for their sister site, Hard Drive, and this is a great opportunity for humor writers! Send in some pitches!
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Neil Floyd Jul 5
he likes to waaaaahtch
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Neil Floyd Jul 5
Replying to @HardDriveMag
No he likes to waaaaaaaaaaahtch
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Neil Floyd Jul 1
Celebrating the start of my vacation with a beautiful view and a terrifying book cheers
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Neil Floyd Jun 29
Replying to @CotyCorvette
Thanks :)
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Neil Floyd Jun 29
Replying to @jeremysmiles
Like both death stars, but in a good way
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Neil Floyd Jun 29
Shit, I wrote this! My inner child is stoked I got paid to write a silly Star Wars joke.
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Neil Floyd Jun 29
Replying to @HardDriveMag
At least it’ll be better than TLJ
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Neil Floyd Jun 29
Bob Fet is my favorite character in The Star War
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Neil Floyd Jun 29
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Neil Floyd Jun 26
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
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