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natalie 5 h
Odgovor korisniku/ci @Literalchemy
good luck
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natalie 18 h
why is everyone telling me to write poetry lol. I am objectively not very good at writing poetry
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natalie 21 h
Odgovor korisniku/ci @oculisprimed
whatever the weather we'll weather together, whether we like it or not
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natalie 21 h
Odgovor korisniku/ci @oculisprimed
i am it's trueeeee
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natalie 6. velj
Odgovor korisniku/ci @natsinator
whoever voted for poetry, you should know that i basically only write poems about the weather
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natalie 6. velj
I should write...
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natalie 6. velj
this week has been absurdly long b/c i haven't been sleeping right, and it's only thursday
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wint but Al 6. velj
i live for the constant stream of poor decisions my followers so desperately want me to make, and i make them constantly
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natalie 6. velj
Odgovor korisniku/ci @natsinator
[in case you're wondering: image of a hammer, right wrist.]
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natalie 6. velj
i have wanted to get a tattoo for literal years, but I'm afraid of a) permanent things and b) my parents, who would flip out harder than that one lady in the infamous "my son got a tattoo and it RUINED him" article
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natalie 6. velj
I'm just a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him
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natalie 6. velj
Odgovor korisniku/ci @oculisprimed
hah all my books have been in storage since 2016. on one hand,they were a pain to lug around, but otoh they were nice to have
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natalie 6. velj
Odgovor korisniku/ci @oculisprimed
see but i know I would have to go to elaborate lengths to hide them whenever my parents visit, because Nobody Can Know
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natalie 6. velj
Odgovor korisniku/ci @oculisprimed
this whole thing is just the eternal conundrum of 'i hate my body/ don't want to exist/be seen in it' -> 'i want to change my body' -> 'that involves thinking about it/being physically present in it' -> horrible feelings -> repeat forever until i die
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natalie 6. velj
Odgovor korisniku/ci @oculisprimed
and then i would be cursed with owning them forever, which doesn't seem ideal
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natalie 6. velj
Odgovor korisniku/ci @oculisprimed
in theory i would someday like to get buff arms. but in the past at gyms i have been too afraid to touch anything other than treadmill/stationary bike/elliptical lol. the y also has a pool, and in theory i enjoy and am very good at swimming, but in practice [shrieks]
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natalie 6. velj
Odgovor korisniku/ci @oculisprimed
lol yes i hardcore agree with that statement (i elaborated as much in my tumblr post on the same subject, but twitter demands bite size content), but I'm also afraid of making too much noise in my apartment/don't have equipment
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natalie 6. velj
i do think that the whole iowa caucus disaster is just a string of incredible fuckups rather than active malice/outright conspiracy, but if you wanted to destroy people's faith in the entire process, you really could not have done a better job at it than this lmao
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Robert Heaton 5. velj
My Wacom drawing tablet asked me to accept a privacy policy. Why does a device that is essentially a mouse need a privacy policy? I wondered. The answer is “so that they can track the name and time of every application that you open.”
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natalie 5. velj
Odgovor korisniku/ci @caoraesque
🎵 hey there delilah what's it like in 2018 🎵
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