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Nancy Kaffer
Columnist/member of the editorial board at the Detroit Free Press. Alabama by birth, Detroit by the grace of God.
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Also reviewing these tweets in the cold light of morning I want to compliment you on that pepperoni roll burn. A+.
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Nancy Kaffer Dec 14
I don’t want to say it was the most exiting thing that has ever happened to me but it wasn’t not the most exciting thing that has ever happened to me
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Nancy Kaffer Dec 14
We had been driving in a car since like 3a and we stopped at this place and I had a cup and then it went into a machine and THEN IT WAS A MILKSHAKE
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Nancy Kaffer Dec 14
I don’t know if I have been clear but ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THE MILKSHAKE MACHINE
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Nancy Kaffer Dec 14
How easy was that
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Nancy Kaffer Dec 14
Oh OK I'm a convert
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Nancy Kaffer Dec 14
Juggernaut. Can’t fail.
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Nancy Kaffer Dec 14
I don’t really care about pretzels only sandwiches on croissants and machines that make milkshakes out of nothing
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Nancy Kaffer Dec 14
Also from a branding perspective should it be ?
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Nancy Kaffer Dec 14
Replying to @AyeVeeGee
Kind of a high pitched keening
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Nancy Kaffer Dec 14
Need answer posthaste as to whether Wawa has the WITCHCRAFT milkshake machine bc I could maybe get behind that if it does cc
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Nancy Kaffer Dec 14
Replying to @AyeVeeGee
Most popular act of 2017: putting fist into mouth to stifle a scream
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Nancy Kaffer Dec 14
Replying to @firepile
Tell me over and over and over again my friend
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Nancy Kaffer Dec 14
Replying to @firepile
I’m on the verge of a book of lists song of terrible American ideas
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Nancy Kaffer Dec 14
Replying to @firepile
Trail of Tears
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Nancy Kaffer Dec 14
Replying to @firepile
School of the Americas
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Nancy Kaffer Dec 14
Attn . Why is there no Sheetz here and how can we make that happen? (My phone autocorrected “can” to “Dan” bc even a phone knows how things happen around here)
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Nancy Kaffer Dec 14
Replying to @firepile
I mean slavery
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Nancy Kaffer Dec 14
Replying to @zackstanton
It's like his own personal Sliding Doors
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Nancy Kaffer Dec 14
I don’t know if I’d hope for a redo or be angry that we’d have to live through the last two years again
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