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Max Dylan Ash
Sorry, Emily. I had to wait 300 years for a VIRGIN to light a candle. UCB Maude Night's “Attention Shoppers,” SHIZ
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Max Dylan Ash 1h
Hey late night Twitter, I don’t know when the last time you watched “The Neverending Story” was, but in case you don’t fully remember it... ...that movie was a fuuuuuuuuucking mess. G’Night.
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Max Dylan Ash 3h
Replying to @HiChrisRyan
Now that I’ve read the question Away.
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Max Dylan Ash 3h
Replying to @HiChrisRyan
I didn’t even read the question attached to this, I just want you to know that I looked at the word “towards” and thought “that looks like a portmanteau of “Tony Awards”
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Max Dylan Ash 3h
Replying to @jennyjaffe
Gonna retweet this tomorrow too because it’s so good but if any late night twitter people can see it, that would be also good
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Jenny Jaffe 5h
I wrote this right after that Caroline Calloway piece came out because I heard you love exposes of socialites just as much as I do:
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Max Dylan Ash 8h
Replying to @dorsalstream
Oh okay cool
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Max Dylan Ash 8h
Replying to @KattsDogma
Oh okay cool
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Max Dylan Ash 8h
Replying to @KattsDogma
Oh okay cool
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Max Dylan Ash 8h
Replying to @mynameisntdave
Or the alternative where you delete it and you reword it and it actually does worse? Leaving you feeling like you don’t understand anything
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Max Dylan Ash 8h
You ever do a tweet and youre like “ugh if I had worded that just a little differently it could have gone viral?” and then you just leave it alone, wondering what could have been?
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Max Dylan Ash 10h
Oh you like? Name every.
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Max Dylan Ash 10h
Oh you like? Name every.
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TAO YANG 13h
Jeff Bezos is so god damn rich he could give everyone one of his workers ten kisses on the forehead and still have enough kisses left over to kiss them again on the lips.
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Max Dylan Ash 10h
Replying to @mynameisntdave
In one window I googled “What’s an ENT” and in another window I googled “What’s an empath?” and then a separate window popped up that said “Max, I beg of you, please don’t do this joke” but am I gonna listen to a computer?? No I am not
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Max Dylan Ash 10h
A tree person who feels/absorbs people‘s emotions and takes on the pain of others at their own expense is called an ENTpath.
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Tim Pumpkinholz 🎃 15h
let's open this motherfucking pit
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Max Dylan Ash 12h
By law of averages, there are definitely therapists that get into the game simply for “the hot goss of it all”
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Max Dylan Ash Oct 21
Hot Rod did it first and better
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Max Dylan Ash Oct 21
Replying to @feeltheheath
Same and I’m also still bad now
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Max Dylan Ash Oct 21
Replying to @chloeeeugh
Only an extremely loud minority is insisting it’s genius.
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