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Jack Fraser
I write stuff and edit things. Food, travel, fiction. And I look at rocks. Check out for a... daily megalith.
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Jack Fraser 11h
Top tip, kids - try and keep control of your possessions. Don’t shove stuff in cupboards and then more stuff in front of the cupboard so no one can open it. And open your damn post. Yeah, someone will sort it when you die but... you could help them out.
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Jack Fraser 11h
HOARDS HOARDS HOARDS
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Jack Fraser 11h
Replying to @fliceverett
I just threw away about twenty bottles of Je Reviens at an old lady’s house.
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Jack Fraser 12h
Replying to @_psonice
Ooh, lovely. I have never been there, it looks so amazing. Nice day for it, too.
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Jack Fraser 13h
Replying to @TraffordLj
Twinkies are ghastly.
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Jessica 💖💜💙 17h
I want to read your comics! Preferably slice-of-life or containing witches or really great heavy black and white art....or zines. Comics comics comics. Send me your wares. (by that I mean links. I wanna see your work!)
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Jack Fraser 18h
House clearing. My friend’s godmother has died. She has a lot of stuff.
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Jack Fraser 23h
Replying to @KaliNapier
😍👏🥂🍾🏆
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Jack Fraser 24h
Someone once told me no one’s allowed to take a book into the Big Brother house. I dunno how long it would take me to go loopy - by bedtime Day One I guess?
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Jack Fraser 24h
Replying to @dumbsupper
I saw this on a train last week. I was a bit ‘well, we can’t all be heroes, Steve, is passive-aggression a good recruitment tool?’
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Victoria Wood QOTD Jun 25
They said, have an active birth. She said, what's that? They said you walk about and we'll follow you with a washing up bowl.
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London Mudlark Jun 25
My Roman pot, as found a few weeks ago and all cleaned up. Just a small nick out of the back, but otherwise perfect. Unbelievable that this has been sitting in the river for almost 2,000 years.
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Stephen Collins Jun 25
The Further Adventure of Captain Procrastination - still got a few prints of this oldie in my shop (diff format to shown) >>
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Jack Fraser Jun 25
Replying to @megportal
I love it here. :)
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Jack Fraser Jun 25
Replying to @pollybirkbeck
This made me laugh out loud. 😃
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Benjamin Dreyer Jun 25
“Leftistssss,” hissed Gollum, “I hatessss them.”
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Poor Frank Raw Jun 25
Replying to @PoorFrankRaw
Hopton Wood limestone from Derbyshire. 17 x 9 x 2.5 cm, 1 kilo. Appearing in the shop shortly...
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Jack Fraser Jun 25
Replying to @davepoems @atarbuck
knob hilarity
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Jack Fraser Jun 25
Replying to @davepoems
better than 'penis gag' which is a bit... I dunno.
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Jack Fraser Jun 25
Sadly, this never gets old.
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