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Sean Patton Jul 15
has a giant mural of . That’s just cool as shit. I will also be there this weekend at heliumcomedyind! That’s pretty damn cool too. @ Indianapolis, Indiana
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Sean Patton Jul 14
Check out my upcoming novella “Life with ” @ New York, New York
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Sean Patton Jul 14
People say the south isn’t open minded and to those naysayers I ask: how many times, in your section of the country, have you signed a dude’s breast whilst his girlfriend mockingly stared you down? @ Charleston,…
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Sean Patton Jul 10
This is my sister’s neighborhood in uptown today. Notice the sun still shining! Also, is real and gives less of a fuck than the driver of that sedan. In 2030 you could watch this video and…
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Sean Patton Jul 10
These cars embody the real difference between and Which city should you move to? That all depends on whether you’d rather be a lavish douchebag or a frugal dipshit.
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Sean Patton Jul 9
7/11 7/12 7/13 Go to my profile click on that link and GET THEM TICKETS! @ New York, New York
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Sean Patton Jul 9
Don’t have to work in the service industry because this life is on your side? A great way to come back as a port-o-potty attendant in the next life is to flip out on the waiter who accidentally served you a regular coke instead of the Mexican coke you so ostentatiously ordered.
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Sean Patton Jul 9
Replying to @CoyContrarian
And you’re off to a great finish.
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Sean Patton Jul 8
If you, like me, hate summertime, here’s an early video to get you through these sticky-pits-chafed-crotch days till glorious winter returns. radiusradius @ Clinton Hill, Brooklyn
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Sean Patton Jul 8
Sometimes you sleep on radiusradius couch because was happening & years later he sends you this! is my new clothing line debuting in 2023! @ New York, New York
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Sean Patton Jul 8
If you walk around wearing your neck pillow at the airport you probably also wear flip flops to bars that’re nowhere near a beach and you’ve definitely never had your heart broken. What I’m saying is I don’t trust you.
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Sean Patton Jul 5
This is out today just in time for you to download and listen to so you can face the rest of your year and beyond. She is magic!
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Sean Patton Jul 3
Hey and I’ll be at the Fri 7/5 - Sun 7/7 listen to hometown hero and be there! (he didn’t outright say that but it was implied!)
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Sean Patton Jul 3
Is fucked right now or am I just that bad at it?
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Sean Patton Jul 1
Happy halfway point of 2019!
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Sean Patton Jun 29
It’s on 5wordspodcast tune in! @ Burbank, California
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Sean Patton Jun 28
Quite a night indeed
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Sean Patton Jun 27
Fellow New Orleanian, Zion is a huge fan, you should be too!!
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Sean Patton Jun 26
One version of Hell is being late to a beachside ash spreading in Venice, CA, driving a car full of your Aunts who’ve each had 3 glasses of Chardonnay and keep pointing out all the parking spots you’re missing.
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