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Sam Herbst
I was told there’d be bagels here. Formally rambling . he/him/his
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Sam Herbst 5h
Hot mutual in town but can’t kiss because pandemmy
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Sam Herbst 5h
Replying to @goodjobliz
!!!
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Sam Herbst 5h
Replying to @goodjobliz
But did you bang his wife
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Sam Herbst 6h
Who will join my OnlyFan, where I only allow one person to subscribe but I charge them $800 a month
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Sam Herbst 6h
Replying to @LITMAJOR_music
I only fuck with the crunchwrap out of those three
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Sam Herbst 8h
Replying to @jttrw
that’s camp
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Sam Herbst 8h
Replying to @ericeidelstein
no ❤️
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Sam Herbst 8h
Replying to @yourfriendmyles
king of silence
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Sam Herbst 8h
All my tweets are cries for help
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Sam Herbst 9h
Replying to @MonicaJewinsky
Rewatch tweets are only fun for the person doing them!
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Sam Herbst 9h
Replying to @MonicaJewinsky
can you hashtag your Dawson’s Creek tweets so I can uh mute them
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Sam Herbst 10h
Kylie at Cannes 2012… a moment most pleasing to me!!!
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Sam Herbst 10h
Replying to @nthonyCarmen
let’s focus on the positive here… who are they 🥺
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Sam Herbst 11h
me when my freshman spanish teacher asks me what “estoy” means:
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Sam Herbst 19h
Replying to @sharkchompchomp
august osage county
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Sam Herbst 20h
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Sam Herbst 20h
Replying to @benjrainwrite
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Sam Herbst 20h
Replying to @benjrainwrite
Benjamin.
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Sam Herbst 21h
Replying to @ethanbrat
witch
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Sam Herbst 21h
Replying to @soneall89
First in our hearts though
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