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Mrs_madhouse
Scottish mum blogger who likes to laugh about the crazy stuff that goes on up here! 2 kids (one of which happens to be in a wheelchair) 9🐓 1🐶 1🐱 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
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Mrs_madhouse retweeted
Stay-at-Home Dad May 23
'As soon as my wife walks in the door, I feel this amazing sense of relief. Not because I can tune out for the rest of the evening, but because the kids now have equal points of focus which makes a huge difference from a mental perspective. I am truly in awe of single parents.'
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Mrs_madhouse May 23
Replying to @ICantEven01
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MumForce May 16
I have been neglecting Twitter...sorry twitter, will you forgive me?
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Mrs_madhouse May 6
Replying to @DHBScott
I need your help, twitter wing let me see “sensitive content” basically anything you post... help me see it 😂
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Mrs_madhouse May 6
Self care is the absolute shit!
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Mrs_madhouse May 6
When Daddy lets you order what ever you want!
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Mrs_madhouse May 6
Replying to @threetimedaddy
That actually made me snort 🤣 partly cos it’s true partky cow I feel bad for you🤣
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Mrs_madhouse May 6
The happiest seal pup to walk the streets 🥰
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Mrs_madhouse May 6
My first kid was disabled...people didn’t ask about a second. When we announced we were pregnant again the response was, “I thought you wouldn’t have another” people make crazy assumptions on others personal lives! Like there is a betting shop taking bets
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Expat mom May 5
Dating..when are you getting married? Married..are you pregnant yet? With one child..when are you having another? Does he talk yet, he may be late? Omg he's still in diapers! With 2 kids..why don't you have one more? When are you going back to work? MIND YOUR OWN!
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Mrs_madhouse May 6
Replying to @Frazzled_Mumma
Maybe he’s thir....
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Mrs_madhouse May 6
Replying to @MelissaTNDmom
Well done!
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Mrs_madhouse May 6
did you know that if you are in a rush to get to the gym and pop the powder of two fizz sticks into your water bottle that by the time you get to the gym the lid coming off, in preparation for adding the good old H2O, will sound like a bomb going off 😳
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Mrs_madhouse May 3
Just put the cat food in the bin and the packet in the bowl. The cat almost lost his shit til I realised and fixed it 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Mrs_madhouse May 1
Speaking of tweeting...look as these little tweeters who appeared today with their mum who was presumed dead 🐥🐥🐥
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Mrs_madhouse Apr 28
I’ll do what ever I’m told😁
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Mrs_madhouse Apr 28
Who is sandman?!?! Will he get me? I am a crazy looser remember 😬
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Mrs_madhouse Apr 28
Replying to @mixedupmummy28
Can I stick my head in your face 😎
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Mrs_madhouse Apr 28
Aye give me a date and I’m there speaking all kinds of shite!
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Ms. Havisham Apr 25
My 5 yr old tried to smuggle a baby duck home from the farm. Like I heard non-human noises from the backseat & had to turn the car around, drive a mile back, & tell the farm people my daughter’s going to rehab for animal trafficking & no, I don’t want to keep a duck for $5.
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