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Mrs_madhouse
Scottish mum blogger who likes to laugh about the crazy stuff that goes on up here! 2 kids (one of which happens to be in a wheelchair) 9🐓 1🐶 1🐱 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
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Mrs_madhouse Mar 15
Replying to @modernmomese
Yes, Also known as Irish coffee 😎
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Mrs_madhouse Mar 15
Never work with children or red noses!
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Mrs_madhouse Mar 13
Replying to @Slummymummyblog
I bloody loved bebo, what skin did you have? Mine was either cherries 🍒 or pink diamonds 💎
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Mrs_madhouse Mar 13
Replying to @genuineplacebo
There would be riots in the street and people would be conversing can you imagine the anorchy!?! 😱🤔🤣🤣🤣
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Mrs_madhouse Mar 13
Replying to @Slummymummyblog
Hahaha so are you ginger or baby since your hair colour change? WHO AM I? I went to the gym today so maybe sporty, screamed at my children this afternoon so possibly scary 🤷🏻‍♀️ my son did tell me I didn’t shout loud enough to make him cry or be good 😳 obvs not scary enough🤔
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Tired Dad of 2 Mar 13
Fun fact: Yankee Doodle called the feather in his hat macaroni because in the 1700s, macaroni was a British term for “fashionable”. You’re welcome.
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Mrs_madhouse Mar 13
Replying to @pearlylondon
Of course I have a favourite - it’s not like kids, it’s totally allowed!
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Mrs_madhouse Mar 13
Replying to @Slummymummyblog
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Mrs_madhouse Mar 13
This is so beautiful! Foster carers do such an incredibly important job. You have changed this boy’s path and I’m so grateful he has you and your family to protect him and be sure he never comes to harm again. X
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Mrs_madhouse Mar 13
Replying to @dad_on_my_feet
When I say cool, I was hot and sweaty, in fact, my husbands job was to hold a fan to my face for 18 hours. He got a little too close and was 1 nose touch away from me knocking him out with the gas and air canister!
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Emily Beatrice Mar 13
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Mrs_madhouse Mar 13
Replying to @foodiequine
Wow!
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Mrs_madhouse Mar 13
Replying to @dad_on_my_feet
I’m a woman and I suffer from man flu when I get a cold. Like seriously pathetic! I’m cool with all other ailments and even childbirth but not a cold, anything but a cold!
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Amy / Salt and Chic Mar 13
Me: I don’t care Instagram is down I can live without it Also me: *refeshes the Instagram app approximately 5x every minute to see if it’s back on*
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Mrs_madhouse Mar 12
Replying to @freefanaddict
Naked ladybird
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Mommy Owl Mar 11
A mom just told her kids the park is closing so they would leave without throwing fits. Another mom overheard and said, “Uh-oh, the park is closing! Gotta go! So I said, “Everyone’s leaving! Let’s follow them out!” We all winked at each other and got in our cars. Teamwork.
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Your Mom. Mar 11
Being a mom doesn’t stop. Doesn’t stop when you are tired, sick, cranky, or down. No one can be the mom you are even on your worst day, don’t be hard on yourself 💘
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Anecdotal Birthcontrol Mar 11
"GO TF TO SLEEP!!!" she screamed in her head, while humming a soothing lullaby.
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Mrs_madhouse Mar 11
Replying to @freefanaddict
EVERYTHING 🤣
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Mrs_madhouse Mar 10
Replying to @yeeamfam
so a different name, but still classed as the same thing? It’s threatening its intimidating and it’s not ok. I’m sorry I haven’t ready the thread fully but are you saying indecent exposure is bad but dick picks not so much? I’m not picking a fight I’m genuinely interested.
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