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@mount_ufs

An evil computer from th 1380s, I like 2-wheels, /dev/null, & horse meat. FreeBSD since 4.0. Decimal is for bitches. President & CEO of Dollar Flush®.

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Happy birthday, Adolph. May you float in eternal clouds of marijuana! http://tmblr.co/ZVm7Yy1iwJ_vW
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Photo: Counting is hard. http://tmblr.co/ZVm7Yy1iRYKs_
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Butthurt because someone quoted a public tweet: RT@kesgardner Wow, even the comments section at Ace of Spades is a cesspool.
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@JDKolassa Hi. Grow up.
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.@JDKolassa Personhood comes from God. Unless you have a better answer.
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.@JDKolassa Who are you to declare a living human being a non-person?
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.@JDKolassa Declaring someone "not-a-person" is simply a moral depravity that some people revel in. Enjoy!
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.@JDKolassa Jews aren't people. Ergo, no murder involved. #1930sScience
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.@JDKolassa @rachelveronica & if you can't you're just using curiosity as a limp-dicked justification for murder. #QED
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@Oenonewept I know, I'm drinking another beer in hopes that I'll be able to blame it on the blackout.
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Just the tip? RT@Oenonewept that writers tip is sexist
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Yeah, I totally have time to pick paint chips out of my eyes, why?
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@MangyLover I got my beef jerky, fuck you.
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@RickCo01 @Docjp CPUSA: 1919 Bull Moose (Progressive) Party: 1912
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@Darth_Mommie It's just going to grow up into a big lizard & end up robbing you to buy weed & booze.
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@South3rnCagey 100%. Drink total shit beer, or drink good beer. Nothing in between.
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"... and that's why Eminem is the greatest rapper of all time. Or as some would have it, the "goat". Back to you."
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Do you ever wish you were passed out drunk on a park bench in the middle of the day on a Tuesday?
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@Slublog 10 out of 10. Yes.
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@Ken_Diesel Damn skippy!
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@sarahrstevenson @Bookwormdearlor Without hesitation.
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@DaveinTexas @hboulware Shit, how d'ya think he ever got his handicap down to double digits?
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@BeccaJLower @Red_Eye_Robot …but I DO need to hire you to dance at my birfday party.
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@CalebHowe So…..I should unfollow you, right?
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The show was supposed to start at 8:30 @RamonaFunny! CPT.
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@hboulware @DaveinTexas @juleslalaland @ollieblog Apparently, we need a constitutional amendment saying that rice is good food.
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What a bunch of patent horse shit. Go fuck yourselves.
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@ScottyE_FL That picture wasn't happening at the time of the arrest. Have a good evening.
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@ScottyE_FL *shrug* I guess if you don't leave fast enough you're breaking the law or something.
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@ScottyE_FL & were the rioters inside of McDonalds at the time that the police entered to quell the riot?

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