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MHIRL{Davina}
30. Wife. Mother. HUMAN. Hater of social injustice and inequality. Voice of the voiceless. VIEWS ARE MY OWN.
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MHIRL{Davina} 9h
Replying to @thegirlwithyyy
I did. I wished to not have bird shit in my shoe.
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MHIRL{Davina} 16h
A bird has just shit INTO my shoe while I am wearing it. Not even kidding.
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MHIRL{Davina} Jul 20
Replying to @lifeloveanddd
You cannot watch a 2 year-old all the time. I mean, how can you do that AND polish your house to a high sheen for a start? Ridiculous woman.
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MHIRL{Davina} Jul 20
Replying to @lifeloveanddd
I can't even! I try my ass off to keep my house clean and tidy but I have CHILDREN, not fucking ANDROIDS!
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MHIRL{Davina} Jul 20
Replying to @lifeloveanddd
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MHIRL{Davina} Jul 20
Replying to @lifeloveanddd
Is that for real?
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MHIRL{Davina} Jul 20
Replying to @KerryMeeGee
I'm bereft. I've been listening to Linkin Park since I was 14.
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Waterstones Jul 20
We are currently moving all our Jane Austen stock from Classics into Greatest Living Authors. Thanks Andrea Leadsom for the heads up.
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MHIRL{Davina} Jul 20
Heartbroken to hear about . I've loved Linkin Park since I was 14.
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MHIRL{Davina} Jul 20
Replying to @cookiekibbles
You didn't have to; I would've still kept following you anyway because your blog makes me feel human!
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The Original Mrs A Jul 19
*TWITTER APPEAL* Has anyone got a Wilko Play wooden pirate ship that they wish to sell? My friends daughter is upset that hers is broken πŸ˜”πŸ˜”
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MHIRL{Davina} Jul 20
My favourite line when this happens: "I DON'T CARE WHO STARTED IT; I'M FINISHING IT!"
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MHIRL{Davina} Jul 20
Replying to @cookiekibbles
I've been unfollowed 😭😭😭😭😭.
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MHIRL{Davina} Jul 20
RIGHT?! It's like bloody WWE in our living room every night right before bath time.
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MHIRL{Davina} Jul 19
Replying to @ImBecWebb
I AM DETERMINED TO HAVE FUN AND RIDE THIS DAMNED SLIDE!
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MHIRL{Davina} Jul 19
Replying to @KerryMeeGee
It's awful. My littlest one can puke at will and it's dreadful when he does it in the car. I hope you have a more peaceful night! X
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MHIRL{Davina} Jul 19
Replying to @SuzanneWTweets
I long for those days. Honestly. I'm so tired!
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MHIRL{Davina} Jul 19
But rich people already have that. And sprinkler systems in their fancy apartment blocks. So they don't give a fuck.
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MHIRL{Davina} Jul 19
Replying to @KerryMeeGee
You have my sympathy. Happens to us all the time and it's a right shitter.
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MHIRL{Davina} Jul 19
Replying to @SuzanneWTweets
"It's not morning yet" or "GET OFF YOUR BROTHER!"
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