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MHIRL{Davina}
30. Wife. Mother. HUMAN. Hater of social injustice and inequality. Voice of the voiceless. VIEWS ARE MY OWN.
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MHIRL{Davina} 2h
Replying to @deblaar
I used to do that. And call them a twat too. Then I watched a YouTube video on how to do it and it revolutionised my laundry experience!
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MHIRL{Davina} 3h
I can honestly say that my number 1 achievement in life was the day I learnt to fold a fitted sheet. Everything else has been insignificant.
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MHIRL{Davina} Sep 19
Replying to @thatmummarocks
I've been called all sorts. Some company once addressed me as "Miriam". Like, what? How do you get Miriam from Davina?!
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MHIRL{Davina} Sep 19
Replying to @ScarboroCouncil
Could you please follow me so I can DM you as it won't fit in 140 characters.
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MHIRL{Davina} Sep 19
need to have a word with their employees about how to speak to people. Manners cost nothing!
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MHIRL{Davina} Sep 19
N and I have four childless hours together this morning. What are we going to do?! Too many possibilities!
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MHIRL{Davina} Sep 18
Toilet training F is rather like getting him through GERD; relentless & filled with breakthroughs & setbacks. I am exhausted.
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MHIRL{Davina} Sep 17
Reading Creepy Pasta stories right before going to bed probably wasn't all that smart... 😣
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MHIRL{Davina} Sep 16
*New Post* Not a serious one for a change!
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MHIRL{Davina} Sep 16
Just rescued this cat from this tree.
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MHIRL{Davina} Sep 14
Just almost shoplifted a bunch of grapes from N's work. So... yeah, I can never go back there again.
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MHIRL{Davina} Sep 14
Replying to @Honest_Father
I didn't actually witness it, but it was in the hedge yesterday morning & I was very grateful that we don't have a fence!
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MHIRL{Davina} Sep 14
Replying to @Honest_Father
I dunno. Our rather large trampoline made a break for it on Tuesday night 😣
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MHIRL{Davina} Sep 14
I've got my anti- insurance policy back at last!
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MHIRL{Davina} Sep 13
Replying to @Grumpy_P_Sloth
I could be lying though. This is generation photo-or-it-didn't-happen 😭
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MHIRL{Davina} Sep 13
Replying to @Grumpy_P_Sloth
I so rarely succeed at anything, though. I feel like there should be people around to admire my successes when they happen!
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MHIRL{Davina} Sep 13
Replying to @Grumpy_P_Sloth
There's always someone there to see it when I spectacularly fuck it up. And watch. And applaud sarcastically when I finally succeed.
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MHIRL{Davina} Sep 13
Pulled off a perfect parallel park into a tiny space earlier and there was NO ONE around to see it. Total injustice.
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MHIRL{Davina} Sep 13
Replying to @themumjob
Both of mine were just over two when I stopped their naps as they were waking in the night for no reason.
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MHIRL{Davina} Sep 13
Funniest thing I've read today πŸ˜‚ The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke) by Galaxian
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