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Morgan Olsen 5h
Seems like a good day to dig up one of my favorite pieces by : her love letter to , "a true relic of working class America’s neighborhood bar culture."
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Leo Walker Nov 6
One taught me love One taught me patience And one taught me pain
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Woodland Park Zoo Oct 30
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Morgan Olsen Oct 23
A two-step guide to humbling your ego: 1. Swipe your driver’s license at a Ventra turnstile 2. Try to walk through turnstile at full speed
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Megan Crepeau Oct 5
Replying to @crepeau
///BREAKING/// Guilty of second-degree murder
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Morgan Olsen Oct 3
So, um, if I didn’t get the Presidential Alert, am I free to go?
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Hillary Clinton Sep 12
I want to be sure we're all clear about something that Brett Kavanaugh said in his confirmation hearings last week. He referred to birth-control pills as "abortion-inducing drugs." That set off a lot of alarm bells for me, and it should for you, too.
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Morgan Olsen Sep 6
100% YES.
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josh terry Sep 5
remember when the ny times had standards
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Morgan Olsen Aug 27
Chill if I change my twitter account to @animalsofcraigslist?
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Morgan Olsen Aug 12
This is an incredibly persuasive advertising technique.
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Morgan Olsen Aug 9
May we all be so passionate about our career choices.
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Morgan Olsen Jul 30
Will always vouch for this one. And her obsession with humpback whales.
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Morgan Olsen Jul 26
V pleased with the fact that publicists use to lure me to events. Like, “In addition to champagne and caviar, we’ll also have Jeffy.”
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Morgan Olsen Jul 11
When I tell you I’m leaving your party to go wash my hair, please know it’s not BS. It’s actually the most legit excuse I have.
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Morgan Olsen Jul 10
Replying to @morgancolsen
I was reportedly unfazed by the rope burn but inconsolable over the fact that my favorite pressed-glass dish was destroyed and candy was wasted in the debacle.
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Morgan Olsen Jul 10
Replying to @morgancolsen
I was making my way down the stairs when the rope looped around my neck and took me out, sending the dish of candy flying.
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Morgan Olsen Jul 10
Scene: I was dispensing dishes of candy hearts around the house for Valentine's Day (already very *On Brand*). My cowboy-obsessed brother had recently procured a lasso.
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Erin Delahanty Jul 4
Happy birthday, America! I feel the same way about you as my high school math teacher did about me, “So much potential, if only she applied herself.”
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Morgan Olsen Jun 15
My all-time favorite photo in the CMS database.
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