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morgan matson
NYT best selling author. Are we going to the opera? I don't think so.
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Natemare On Elm Street 9 Jun 17
*At a party* STRANGER: Are you that guy who brags about weird shit? ME: No I'm the guy who takes the longest baths in the city.
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morgan matson Oct 16
OMG LOVE that movie. Just re-watched!
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morgan matson Oct 16
but they have a full bar 2020
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Jess Dweck Oct 16
“Please don’t let the President calling the porn star he cheated on his wife with a horseface distract from his passively condoning the murder of a journalist” is a cool normal thing we can now say
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Brad Walsh Oct 16
Yes, give the pig the ring
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JuanPa Oct 16
I don’t like to quote tweet the president, but please pay attention to the “even they” in this. Disgusting.
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Talia B Lavin Oct 16
"I did not do the murder" "OK sounds good"
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Joe Scarborough Oct 16
How terrible to have ancestors who belonged to one of the greatest civilizations in world history. Good God, Lindsey. Read a book.
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Chris Hayes Oct 15
What's so galling and chilling about the Trump WH and Saudi response to the Khashoggi murder is that it's all the normal Trump toolkit of lying and gaslighting and hand waving in an attempt to get away with literal murder.
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Chris Evans Oct 15
You really have to be so uncertain of your own masculinity to concern yourself with how another man carries his child. Any man who wastes time quantifying masculinity is terrified on the inside.
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Patrick Monahan Oct 13
Tarbuci’s, my favorite local spot
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Alyssa Limperis Mar 7
mom visited my new place
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George Takei Oct 14
If you are turned away at the polls because your name is not on the register, don’t walk away. Say this: I REQUEST A PROVISIONAL BALLOT AS REQUIRED BY LAW. Don’t let them steal your vote.
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morgan matson Oct 15
Also I volunteer to give out Sarah Compliments to both of you wonderful Sarahs whenever needed
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Alec MacGillis Oct 15
Prison inmates in Pennsylvania are no longer allowed to receive actual mail. Seriously.
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Scott Derrickson Oct 15
ANY FUNCTIONING ADULT 2020 🇺🇸
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Josh Taylor Oct 14
The US embassy in Australia accidentally sent out a cat photo instead of a meeting invite.
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Matt Dawson Oct 14
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morgan matson Oct 15
Replying to @maurenegoo
he's been SO SWEET recently and I'm sad to leave him!
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