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Monroe Martin III
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Monroe Martin III 11h
Are we still fucking with fidget spinners, or are opioids the wave?
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Monroe Martin III Apr 19
Spotify giving you a free Hulu (w/commercials) account is like someone giving you food with a hair in it.
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mark normand Apr 18
Polenta is just privileged grits.
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Duchess of Wakanda @HRComedy Apr 18
bout to have HBCU enrollment up 80%. If I could get another basketball scholarship I’d go back my damn self!
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Monroe Martin III Apr 18
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Monroe Martin III Apr 18
I'm bringing that sticky to the Fat Black Pussy Cat Lounge TONIGHT at 10pm. 130 W 3rd St, New York, NY 10012.
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Monroe Martin III Apr 16
Whenever someone is reading my texts from over my shoulder, I start writing ”I knew I would get your attention, someone on this train has a bomb. I need you to help me find them.”
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Dave Temple Apr 16
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Nathan Macintosh Apr 16
At one point in time it was just called Where’d you go ?!
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Monroe Martin III Apr 15
What happened to women with mustaches? I thought I would see more of them in my 30s.
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Monroe Martin III Apr 15
We all got the chance to see ourselves on the screen, and now we’re all obsessed.
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Monroe Martin III Apr 13
I didn't know nicknack stores existed until I got married. HomeGoods is the liberal arts college of retail.
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Monroe Martin III Apr 13
Replying to @BillyKumo
Yeah, that was weird. I'm on episode 7, and it gets more and more ridiculous.
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Monroe Martin III Apr 13
I'm watching Black Summer on Netflix, and I realize that a Korean woman is delivering entire monologues in Korean to a group of people that don't speak Korean. They are reacting as if they do. How? 😂
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Monroe Martin III Apr 13
Replying to @hadiyah
😂 let me know when you start casting.
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Monroe Martin III Apr 12
Replying to @hadiyah
Damn, that's some diabolical shit. 😂
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Monroe Martin III Apr 12
Replying to @hadiyah
Will they die as a result of eating said dick or do they eat the dick and die from something unrelated? 😂
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Monroe Martin III Apr 12
My Google home is never right about anything magic balls are more accurate. 🤦‍♂️🏾 what's up?
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Monroe Martin III Apr 12
This Sunday at 7 pm I will be talking about some very personal life experiences. All the info you need is on the flyer. Come feel (un)comfortable.
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Monroe Martin III Apr 9
😂🤣 Listen to nnfapodcast Everywhere you download podcast.
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