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Michael O'Neill
Constantly in danger of being asked to go elsewhere.
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Frankie Boyle Nov 19
Enjoy living in a timeline where because Corbyn's glasses are a bit wonky you're two years away from living in a tent city outside an Amazon warehouse trying to Gofund a tonsillectomy
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TechnicallyRon Nov 19
Fact: David Cameron fucked a pig and now we all have to leave the EU
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Marie Le Conte Nov 19
I never liked or trusted Marie Kondo and this has made me viciously happy
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Michael O'Neill Nov 19
Replying to @hygyns
Unless post-sleep gripes about the bonus situation were included in the experiment, I'm not interested.
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Simon Donald Nov 18
For fuck’s sake. Socialism is NOT Communism. Capitalism - anybody can be rich. Communism - nobody can be rich. Socialism - anybody can be rich but nobody should be poor.
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ʷᵉ ʷᵒⁿ ᶦᵗ ⁶ ᵗᶦᵐᵉˢ Nov 17
If you need to stop to think & discuss with your family/friends on where to go next. Do it in red area. Not blue. Yes, this is basic shit but some think of this as complex rocket science 🤷‍♂️
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mcc Nov 18
A long time ago— like 15 years ago— I worked at Sun Microsystems. The company was nearly dead at the time (it died a couple years later) because they didn't make anything that anyone wanted to buy anymore. So they had a lot of strange ideas about how they'd make their comeback.
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Heinz Keßler Nov 18
Bei der kennt man keine . Hier kommt nur modernste Kommunikationstechnik zum Einsatz. Dank flächendeckender mit steht den Genossen Volksarmisten überall ein mit hervorragender Qualität zur Verfügung.
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Gordon Shumway Nov 18
Meine Autokorrektur hat soeben aus "DU VOLLHORST, DAS HAB ICH DIR DOCH SCHON MEHRMALS ERKLÄRT!" einfach ein "Anbei noch einmal das Protokoll unserer letzten Besprechung" gemacht.
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EurostarJo Nov 18
A campaign from 1997 on French phone cards, featuring - love this design - the way the train is portrayed was used in all French campaigns for a while - the blue is also the true brand colour
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Ingmar 🍆 Stadelmann Nov 17
Gegen Impfpflicht zu sein, weil es gegen Freiheitsrechte verstößt ist als wenn man sagt, der Sicherheitsgurt im Auto nimmt mir die Freiheit durch die Windschutzscheibe zu fliegen.
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Frankie Boyle Nov 18
I find the phrase "unleashing Britain's potential" a little sinister - surely most of its potential is for food riots, and possibly some kind of race war.
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Michael O'Neill Nov 18
But dispose of their remains responsibly.
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Bastian Bielendorfer Nov 17
ICH BIN WIEDER HIER! Danke Twitter für eine Woche Sperre, weil ich Menschen, die einen Igel als Fußball benutzt und ihn totgetreten haben, gewünscht habe, dass man ihnen die Zähne eintritt. Bei dem Hass, den die AFD über euer Netzwerk spuckt, eine angebrachte Reaktion 🤐
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Conductor Blake Nov 16
Ever wondered how the pantograph on top of the trains that connects to the overhead wires works? Notice how the wire moves from left to right and back to even out wear and tear, also note how complex overhead wires can be!
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Donagh Nov 17
IT SAYS KOH SAMUI CUP 2019 IN THAI, MYSELF AND THE ROCK LADS TOOK OVER THE PLACE IT WAS SOME OF THE GREATEST HORSEPLAY OF ALL TIME
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Jason Nov 17
I’ve seen puppies with marzipan smeared all over their snout, sitting next to the torn remnants of a Battenberg packet, who look less guilty than Prince Andrew.
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Michael O'Neill Nov 17
Pandanus dubious was often used at Hogwarts to determine who in the class had farted.
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