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Rohan
Comedian, writer, Bombayite, Bakchod. For business inquiries contact nikita.sahota@oml.in. For live events: rishabh@oml.in
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Rohan 14 Jul 17
K Mihir. Thanks for the unsolicited advice
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Rohan 14 Jul 17
Sure. Agreed on that front
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Adhiraj Singh 12 Jul 17
i always put 'Lodha Supremus' as my pickup from lower parel beacuse why wont anyone.
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Rohan 13 Jul 17
Replying to @GargiRawat
She's tougher than that, especially post-roast, thankfully, but it's just pissing off that she reads this shit and gets stressed
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Rohan 13 Jul 17
Replying to @secularrahu8
Lol, anonymous faceless troll trying to talk about testing of spine. You show a lack of spine EVERY day, dude. Hahahahaha
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Rohan 13 Jul 17
My tax return says otherwise
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Rohan 13 Jul 17
Replying to @suvojitc
Actually YOU used the phrase we so your comment is the one that implies that man. I sure as shit didn't
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Rohan 13 Jul 17
Replying to @greyoceanblues
I'd like nothing more than to watch both lots destroy each other so this country can move forward without them
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Rohan 13 Jul 17
Replying to @secularrahu8
Sure. She's not afraid of showing her face unlike anonymous trolls like you :)
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Rohan 13 Jul 17
When you have one dhol and the only song you can play on it is "chutiya hoon mai"
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Rohan 13 Jul 17
Replying to @secularrahu8
Sure, will pass on your advice to her at once.
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Rohan 13 Jul 17
I don't understand why bhakts and congis fight so much. They have so much more in common than they think; daft, sycophantic, bad for India
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Rohan 13 Jul 17
Mum saw all the outrage yesterday and called me stressed out. Now you've fucking done it you Bhakt and Congi fuckheads.
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Rohan 13 Jul 17
Yes of course it was arrogance & not a statement of simple learning over 3 years of cases & protests every time someone wants a headline.
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Rohan 13 Jul 17
Replying to @suvojitc
We? Speak for yourself please
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Rohan 13 Jul 17
Replying to @Samar612ahmed
Nope. Just seven this year!
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Rohan 13 Jul 17
Replying to @PujanKP
I did. What a troll
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Rohan 13 Jul 17
Spiderman: Homecoming is such time pass
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Rohan 13 Jul 17
Replying to @ZainaHussain_
Also true
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Rohan 13 Jul 17
Still bums me out a bit that we never got a Wolverine movie that started with this line
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