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morgan morton
registered flex offender in all 50 states • XI
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· 15 · Sep 16
i used to think this was disney but for people who could skateboard
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Danya Sep 16
remember in middle school when you just had to steal a guys snapback and walk around to flirt with him? now i have to “have a personality” absolute bullshit
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ghost Sep 16
the sound is so therapeutic
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Ashley Tisdale Sep 16
Finally, y’all are seeing the light
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Alishba Sep 12
This is the best video I've ever seen
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Chris D' Drunk Sep 16
Women heading out for a quiet walk at night and remembering they are women
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The FAAWABA Sep 16
Moisturized, smelling good and wearing what they want b/c you can't beat their ass? I'm with it.
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ABARTY Sep 16
college freshman girls really say “ain’t no laws when ur drinking claws” like they aren’t gonna place an emoji sticker over the can when they post on instagram because they’re scared of their sorority standards
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ryan Sep 16
i dated a sorority girl once and i remember her house PR person or whatever the fuck texted her telling her to delete an ig post cause it was inappropriate and she just went and deleted it lol i was like damn that sounds like a really fun thing to be a part of, wish i could join
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madeline cain Sep 15
posted on my insta for the first time in 4 months yet two of my followers looked at it and said “nah, I don’t wanna see her stuff anymore”
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morgan morton Sep 16
i watched this mans SOUL leave his body at last night and that’s the best way to describe his show honestly
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morgan morton Sep 15
don’t act like i didn’t already know this man went hard as h*ck
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Linda Knows Nothing🐉 Sep 12
Today President Trump lifted a ban on federal funding for faith based historically black colleges and universities.
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morgan morton Sep 15
the kind of attention i deserve. s/o random man ily
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Lance 🇱🇨 Sep 14
Replying to @Kinglrg_
😭😭 lmao I swear I love tik tok
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morgan morton Sep 14
the song “soulmate” by makes me want to break up with a man i don’t even have
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lunx Sep 11
Replying to @tonygraves3
what if the turtles start smokin that shit man
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Kᗩᖇᗩ Sep 13
My mom didn’t have to do me like that...
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Jason Heeris & 1247 others Sep 12
A few weeks ago, I tried to literally bore my 3yo to sleep by telling him everything I knew about nuclear and particle physics. It's a fair bit, it was my speciality once. Every night since then, as he's falling asleep, his little voice pipes up: "tell me about atoms daddy."
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miles but bubbly Sep 12
College their campus students squirrels 🤝 zero survival instinct, probably trying to die
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