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Your Mom
25|SAHM|Married - Once went viral over a tweet about waffles. Just a mom with a crazy life & beautiful family.
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Your Mom 1h
So it’s Thanksgivmas? 😂
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Your Mom 1h
Having kids is fun. You find festive outfits and put your kids in them for a picture knowing in 2.5 seconds that outfit will be covered in food, or dirt and end up ripped or stained.
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MumInBits 4h
Me: how was pre school? 4 (girl): they told us what we’ll be in the nativity play! Me: that’s so exciting, what will you be? 4 (girl): an angel! 4 (boy): superman!
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Your Mom 18h
I love thanksgiving food. I love it.
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MISS GOTTI SANTANA Nov 24
in 6 months you won’t be in the same place you are now. i promise you
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Zuri Davis Nov 24
What is Joe Biden’s plan to stop recipe bloggers from telling a long, unskippable, mostly unrelated childhood memory before sharing the damn recipe?
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Your Mom 22h
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Your Mom 22h
Keira’s medical fundraiser
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Your Mom 24h
Thanksgiving Main course should always beeeee....
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Your Mom 24h
What is the BEST thanksgiving pie?
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Your Mom 24h
What’s an absolute have to have side dish at your Thanksgiving?
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Your Mom Nov 25
I feel like you aren’t a real adult until you host and cook everything at your own house and have everyone over... that being said I’m not an adult 😂
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Your Mom Nov 25
What’s it like to only have to go to one house for thanksgiving 😂
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Your Mom Nov 25
happy belated birthday! Hope it was great!
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nozzy Nov 24
dads sneeze so loud bc it’s the only way they know how to express their emotions
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𝕄𝕄 Nov 24
I thought I had zero fucks until I met my kids, who, if possible, would give a negative amount of fucks
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mami vee ✨ Nov 24
Idk who needs to hear this today but food isn’t optional. Food is a necessity that your body needs to run. Nourish your body today.
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Ronnie Gross Jr Nov 23
REMY IS NOT A RATATOUILLE. HE MAKES THE RATATOUILLE. HE IS NOT A WALKING PILE OF ROASTED VEGETABLES. HE IS A RAT.
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Ana the Distracted Gardener Nov 22
My 8yo in the car today: "Do you want me to throw the confetti in my pocket?" Me: "No not in the car! - why do you have confetti in your pocket?" 8yo: "It's my emergency confetti, I carry it everywhere in case there is good news."
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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn Nov 24
6-year-old: Can I spend all the money in my piggy bank? Me: On what? 6: A Tesla. Dream big.
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