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Sir Michael 2. velj
Will not name names because I don't want to give her the attention she craves but the celebrity who's been tormenting me in the DMs needs to grow up
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Sir Michael 13. sij
Managed to make a nice profit in the group chat today 💰
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soul nate 14. stu
Tyler Durden: welcome to fight club! thanks for coming Me: don’t mention it Tyler Durden: *under breath* fuck he’s good
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soul nate 15. pro
*listening to slow mumford and sons song* me: this is nice... but I wish there were a part where the guy would strum really fast *the guy begins to strum fast* me: wha woooOaAh
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soul nate 19. pro
Being sad over a breakup: - Unproductive - Waste of time - Sad Saying “That’s show biz, baby!” - Awesome - Cultivates reputation as unflappable cosmopolitan go-getter - thats show biz, baby
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soul nate 27. pro
Me: hello I would like to take care of my bones Health Insurance: Sure thing! How about an x-ray? Would you like a cast? Me: no, the bones in my mouth Health Insurance: OH HO HO no, not your TEETH bones
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soul nate 28. sij
guy at bar: *up in my face* what the fuck did you just say to me me: i said “stuart little doesn’t drive a toy car, it is a real car that has simply been made to be very small” guy at bar: *smashing bottle* that doesn’t make any fucking sense
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the drake gatsby 🧙‍♂️ 19. lis
[Tour of NASA Headquarters] Guide: So NASA was founded in July of 1958 with the goal- Me: *interrupting* Is it true the moon won’t bleed no matter how many times you stab it? Guide: *into walkie talkie* He’s back.
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soul nate 24 h
me, the only one in spanish class who can’t roll his r’s:
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soul nate 6 h
“Kansas City Chiefs” - insensitive to Native Americans - only have one kind of bowl - at least they’re not Washington? “Kansas City Chefs” - woah baby - this fucking rules - vast assortment of bowls - what ya whipping up in the kitchen? - can i have some
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soul nate 31. sij
guard 1: choose your path wisely. one of us always lies and one of us alwa- guard 2: AAAAAAHHH guard 1: always screams me: doesn’t that get annoying? guard 1: *heavy sigh* no it’s super fucking awesome
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Odgovor korisniku/ci @MidniteMadwoman
yes, but especially me
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Ron Iver 2 h
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Odgovor korisniku/ci @SaraCivian
this is a serious matter
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Odgovor korisniku/ci @curiouskitten77
right i'd never wish cancer on anyone. but like if they HAVE to meet a quota
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Odgovor korisniku/ci @CapriCornyCait
the weird fucking ads you get after you hit after you hit >200 blocked brands are my cocaine.
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Odgovor korisniku/ci @LexoLuthoro
yes. my genuine sympathies to anyone who loves him, if there are any
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clean slate 3. velj
Yoda Groot 🤝 🤝 Baby 🤝 🤝 Spice Nut
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Michael 🌶 3 h
DEALING WITH A LIFE-ALTERING ISSUE: I'll be fine, we can figure it out DEALING WITH TINY INSIGNIFICANT ISSUE: Everything sucks and I want to die
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eat the rich 3 h
Odgovor korisniku/ci @TeresaB2024 @MNateShyamalan
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