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Paul Timmerman
Dad, Husband, & SQL Server DBA. Maintain database environment for large healthcare institution. Go Twins! My tweets are my own.
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Paul Timmerman Dec 4
Hey ...... having a VERY frustrating warranty experience. Not looking to wait weeks for another useless email reply. Let's DM about this.
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Paul Timmerman Nov 30
Hey , first off, big fan! Question on drive up orders. There a legal/regulatory reason you don’t ask for license plate number? See hard working team members trying to find similarly style/color car in the dark. Think additional detail would b helpful.
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Paul Timmerman Nov 24
Replying to @erinstellato
Hugs.... seen a cruel cousin of it, Lewy Body dementia. :(
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Paul Timmerman Nov 20
Replying to @erinstellato
Well, if your goal is to have at least 78 million or so people refuse the vaccine outright, lol.
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Paul Timmerman Nov 7
I can’t be the only one wondering if that would be a shift as the scratcher or scratchee...... :)
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Paul Timmerman Nov 7
Replying to @erinstellato
It happened!!!!!!
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Paul Timmerman Nov 4
I have claimed, for tummy purposes, a super yummy dinner. Is that how this works?
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Paul Timmerman Nov 3
Replying to @rob_farley
Which he can’t actually just do. So he can’t do math, doesn’t understand how counting votes work, and doesn’t understand how the court system works. Ugh.
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Paul Timmerman Nov 3
Replying to @DBArgenis
Man, statistics aren’t his strong suit.
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Paul Timmerman Nov 3
Replying to @DBArgenis
Bring it!
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Paul Timmerman Nov 3
Well, this should be “interesting”.
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Paul Timmerman Nov 3
Woah....... Georgia!?
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Paul Timmerman Nov 3
Replying to @seanhannity
Calm down Sean. Try some other ratings grab/go enduce false panic elsewhere. In MN (I am a resident) you can register day of. So no, you don't have to be registered before hand to go vote. Is it remotely possible that is what she is saying. Come on man. Good grief!
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Paul Timmerman Nov 3
Replying to @AMtwo
That's a funny looking chair.
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Paul Timmerman Nov 3
Replying to @JohnKingCNN
Wait, what..... there are TWO magic walls???!!! Could this day get any better?
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Paul Timmerman Nov 1
Replying to @erinstellato
I donated to his opponent the other night. Time to do it again.
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Paul Timmerman Nov 1
This man is the foremost expert in the world on this topic. It's truly that simple. The President and his Radiologist simply don't know what the eff they're taking about.
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Paul Timmerman Oct 31
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Paul Timmerman Oct 30
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Paul Timmerman Oct 28
Replying to @BuckWoodyMSFT
Well, it is 2020!
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