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Mary Katherine
beauty & lifestyle marketer + 📸 | delightful pessimist | really just here for the hot takes 🔥
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pat tobin May 20
Life is just constantly resetting passwords you forgot for a bunch of different sites and then you die
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WeRateDogs® May 20
This is Brody. He’ll be the first to tell you his first attempt at getting in the kayak wasn’t great, but he never gave pup. 14/10
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Mary Katherine May 20
“Platitudes like ‘Everything happens for a reason’ aren't helpful when you're trying to comfort a friend.” Hear, hear. (Especially when one doesn’t believe that.)
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Mary Katherine May 15
Replying to @M_IPIMPIN
Your Panic! thing is one of your most offbrand albeit charming preferences.
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Mary Katherine May 14
Okay but have you seen a child try to wash their hands? It’s absolutely pitiful.
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Mary Katherine May 13
Replying to @bethanyperanio_
I love hearing that someone else talks to themself whilst shopping!
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James Hamblin May 12
Basically you wear a mask because you care about others. You believe in the power of small gestures to accumulate to great effect. Maybe nothing more succinctly epitomizes the Trump presidency than his refusal to wear a mask.
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Mary Katherine May 12
Replying to @mphogan2
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Mary Katherine May 11
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Mary Katherine May 5
Replying to @doctorfreshmd
lol hoooboy
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Mary Katherine May 3
sheltered adolescence + quarantine free time = newfound obsession with Ted Bundy. I can't believe you all have known about this for so long.
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Mary Katherine May 1
I'm DELIGHTED by 's most NPR-y bio: "described by...Fox News as 'a really weak-kneed, backstabbing, sweaty-palmed reporter.'" *chefs kiss*
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Mary Katherine Apr 30
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James Hamblin Apr 29
I’m curious how psychiatrists diagnose people with depression now. Usually if people come in saying they’ve stopped leaving home, feel like every day is the same, are constantly overwhelmed by the plight of humanity, stopped getting dressed, stopped showering ... typically a yes.
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Mary Katherine Apr 29
Replying to @mattbailey
Oh, thank you ever so much 🙏🏼 these are trying, uncertain times
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Mary Katherine Apr 29
"You are the only man I need," I whispered just before he ate a lizard whole for he is, in fact, just a cat.
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Mary Katherine Apr 28
Replying to @bethanyperanio_
Totally agree
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kreepy klebsiella 🤟🏾 Apr 28
The realest character in this entire show omg she carried greys anatomy on her BACK
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Fred Delicious Apr 25
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Adriana Lacy 🦅 Apr 23
I can guarantee, your email is not finding me well
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