|
@mjg59 | |||||
|
He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's got no idea who's naughty or nice
Data consistency in a distributed environment is extremely difficult
|
||||||
|
||||||
|
Daniel Miller ✝
@bonsaiviking
|
6. pro |
|
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He's breaking AirBnB's Terms of Service
But good luck proving it in court.
|
||
|
|
||
|
Eric
@EricChlebek
|
6. pro |
|
He’s making a list
He’s checking it twice
He’s gonna find out there was a write conflict
He’s making a list
|
||
|
|
||
|
Harbottle Liger
@harbottle_liger
|
6. pro |
|
He's making a list
He's checking it twice
YAML error: mapping values are not allowed in this context at line 23
|
||
|
|
||
|
I'm not weird, I'm Limited Edition
@chx
|
6. pro |
|
29, my man, 29. Mind the rhyme.
|
||
|
|
||
|
ゆっくりヤンキーと言うグレェ「grey」、どうぞよろしくお願いします。
@yukkuriyankey
|
6. pro |
|
When do we want it?
Ow.
Coherency.
What do we want?
Now.
Timestamps might be helpful?
|
||
|
|
||
|
Peter Vandivier
@PeterVandivier
|
6. pro |
|
SQL Clause has 3 reindeer named C, A, & P but sadly only two of them can pull the sleigh at any one time
|
||
|
|
||
|
Mrs Mouse
@PeriTheMouse
|
6. pro |
|
He's making a list, He's checking it twice, He's outsourcing to Cambridge Analytica for advice. Santa Clause is moving... to the cloud.
|
||
|
|
||
|
Matthew Khouzam
@DavisTurlis
|
6. pro |
|
He's making a list,
He's checking it twice.
His inefficient algorithm
made him miss his deadline.
|
||
|
|
||
|
David Airlie
@DaveAirlie
|
6. pro |
|
I think he just uses Cambridge Analytica now.
|
||
|
|
||