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Jay Kristoff
NYT Bestselling author of things. GODSGRAVE out now, next: OBSIDIO (Mar 18) LIFEL1K3 (May 18). You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
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Jay Kristoff 17h
The contest is over, Jess won.
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Jay Kristoff 17h
RIP, Malcolm. 🤟🏻
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Jay Kristoff 17h
Replying to @afonyamuffin
Enjoyyyyy 😀⚔️☠️
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Jay Kristoff 17h
Replying to @misterkristoff
Titles are hard, basically.
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Jay Kristoff 17h
The working title starts with D but I dunno if it’ll stick
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Jay Kristoff 17h
Replying to @KathrynPurdie
6’7 😂
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Jay Kristoff Nov 17
Its again! Here’s one of my favorite images of Mia ever, by the incredibly…
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Devin Duke Nov 15
RT if you think shooting an elephant makes you a sick fuck.
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Jay Kristoff Nov 17
Replying to @maisie_dickson
WINNINGGG
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Jay Kristoff Nov 17
Replying to @misterkristoff
FYI, my policy used to be the cheeky hip and shoulder. But nowadays, I aim for that phone like it’s a six-fingered man who murdered my father.
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Jay Kristoff Nov 17
Well, turns out you’re my people 😀
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Jay Kristoff Nov 17
Replying to @MichelleECullen
😀☠️⚔️
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Existential Comics Nov 15
we must imagine Sisyphus happy and also as an otter
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Jay Kristoff Nov 16
Replying to @NicholeODuffy
Me too. Plane I mean. No way I paid for that shite :P
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Jay Kristoff Nov 16
I don't think I'm ever gonna get over the betrayal I just suffered in Shadow of War
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Jay Kristoff Nov 16
Replying to @JamesSACorey
You tried Shadow of War yet? DAMN SON
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Jay Kristoff Nov 16
Jay's 30sec review: ALIEN COVENANT Fassbender: I shall create the perfect organism Fassbender: *creates a less-perfect version of the organism he already created in PROMETHEUS* Fassbender: *teaches himself to play flute* Jay: . . . wait, what? *credits*
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Jay Kristoff Nov 16
Replying to @ClaireBuysBooks
Dude I'd be aiming to cut their shins to the bone if I was you
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Jay Kristoff Nov 16
Replying to @FrancinaSimone
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Jay Kristoff Nov 16
Truth
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