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Michael Samonek
Professional screenwriter, currently working on bringing compelling narratives to online learning programs to engage students. Sounds buzzwordy but it's cool!
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Michael Samonek 8m
Replying to @Rschooley
Everyone thinks they’re Matt Damon
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Michael Samonek 42m
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Michael Samonek 3h
Replying to @ghoulieschool
Although it seems this is him guest hosting The Merv Griffith Show.
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Michael Samonek 3h
Replying to @ghoulieschool
I can't believe this exists and I need to see the whole thing!! I had to go look it up, he shot a pilot for a talk show but it wasn't picked up! WTH?
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Michael Samonek 3h
Replying to @mikesamonek
I mean to be fair the kid WAS a handful.
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Michael Samonek 3h
Replying to @mikesamonek
Episode four ends "Our kid was trouble so we killed him, don't tell anyone, k?"
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Michael Samonek 3h
So the CBS show EVIL is pretty batshit, huh?
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Michael Samonek 3h
I have to admit I never realized Bon Scott was a Kyle Mooney character.
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Michael Samonek 3h
I miss movie supercuts. Seems like we used to get them all the time.
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Michael Samonek 3h
I want a supercut of people in movies rushing past the assistant who's protesting "You can't go in there! He's in a meeting!"
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Michael Samonek 4h
Replying to @RexChapman
I can't believe after 100 years of watching that show I didn't realize she did Nelson.
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Michael Samonek 5h
Replying to @JennaEllisEsq
Get some new MATERIAL!
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Michael Samonek 5h
Replying to @JOSH_BENNY
Keep but only out of laziness, no illusion of freshness.
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Michael Samonek 8h
Replying to @mikesamonek
Dez is like "Come on, man!!"
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Michael Samonek 8h
Replying to @mikesamonek
Drew, bring your devil sticks. Trey, you're in charge of the discs for frisbee golf. Dez, no contact juggling. We talked about this. It makes people uneasy.
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Michael Samonek 8h
What a lovely day. Let's meet up on the quad and kick the hacky sack around, dudes.
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Michael Samonek 18h
She looked me over and I guess she thought I was all right All right in a sort of limited way for an off-night.
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Michael Samonek 18h
If you drink spiked seltzer I highly recommend dropping an extra couple bucks and upgrading to FICK'S. Made with real fruit juice they actually taste like the picture on the label.
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Michael Samonek 19h
The sky is remarkably clear and beautiful in LA tonight. If you don't live in a big light-polluted city you may not know that we get pretty excited when we can see like 30 stars at once.
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Michael Samonek 20h
Replying to @KetchupSnowman
Yeah, I love this. The humor is perfectly pitched and the actor is super charismatic.
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