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Mike Omer
I’m a writer, journalist and game designer. I’m happily married to a woman who keeps pushing me to write more, and have three kids who do the opposite
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Mike Omer 23 Jan 17
Still frustrated I didn't look when it was 123456
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Mike Omer 8 Jan 17
Son is faking death to avoid eating egg. His acting skills are less than stellar
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Mike Omer 15 Dec 16
Son, pointing a picture: "Look, a monster" Daughter, turning around in panic: "Where? Behind me?"
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Mike Omer 28 May 16
Replying to @franklyclaire
that's just the best
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Mike Omer 27 May 16
Spider's Web is Live, on Sale for 99c! Sometimes, Death Comes With a Warning...
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CeeCee James 8 Mar 16
A Beautiful Wreck! Love may heal but the secrets hurt. Free with
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CeeCee James 9 Jul 15
True story of rescue.Entire Ghost No More series freew/KU.
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Sever Bronny 5 Mar 16
CLASH (The Arinthian Line, Book 4) is out! RT if able :)
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The Onion 2 Dec 15
Area Man Too Busy For His Buddy Phil, Eh?
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Mike Omer 2 Dec 15
Sigh. That moment when you realize that you named one main character and three side characters with the same name
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Mike Omer 1 Dec 15
I managed 4000 words by the end of the day. The last words had a man mixing cocaine and alcohol, a Glock in his hand. Good times
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Mike Omer 1 Dec 15
I did fall. There was a bloody battle. A bottle was involved. A bottle battle. The baby is down. Victory is bitter sweet.
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Mike Omer 1 Dec 15
The crying begins. I will not fall.
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Mike Omer 1 Dec 15
Bwahahahahaha, the girl is sleeping. My plan to exhaust her with endless dancing during the afternoon worked. The baby remains
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Mike Omer 1 Dec 15
The baby tries to lure me into a trap, baiting me by cooing. I am too smart to fall for that. They WILL sleep tonight
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Mike Omer 1 Dec 15
They whisper amongst themselves, planning their next move. I shudder in anticipation.
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Mike Omer 1 Dec 15
The girl puts her dolls to sleep, and now there's no room in the bed for her. We argue. Dolls are tossed. Chaos.
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Mike Omer 1 Dec 15
Baby throws his pacifier, and claims it fell down. I crawl, muttering curses, and find it. He throws it again. This is war.
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Mike Omer 1 Dec 15
Put the kids to bed. The battle begins now. *ties ribbon around forehead* *ribbon covers eyes* *removes ribbon*
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Mike Omer 1 Dec 15
The dog tried to grab a doughnut from the table, and my wife transformed into a she-hulk
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