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mihow Sep 18
Me at 7 AM before virtual learning. Me by 10 AM.
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mihow Sep 15
Replying to @mountain_goats
I'll never forget the time my 75-year-old mother & I were driving through a desert in Utah and that song came on. I was worried she'd think it was weird, offensive—no clue what she'd think. She loved it. One of her favorites. Love for it spans generations! (My kids love it too.)
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mihow Sep 11
Someday, I’ll look back at all these pictures and have an uncontrollable urge to eat an entire bag of potato chips.
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mihow Aug 26
Exercising for the 6-year-old consists of giving him something pungent and oily and letting our never sated dog chase him around the house.
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mihow Aug 18
Replying to @anylaurie16
If you add “bask for an hour in my efficiency” to your to-do list you’ll have found an eternal loop for basking.
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mihow Aug 18
I went for a jog while the Roomba was running and when I got back, it had unplugged its own docking device, its wireless recharging station and was meandering around, presumably waiting to run out of fuel, end it all, just give up on everything. Even the Roomba has had enough.
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mihow Aug 16
Replying to @TylerFogarty7
Also: I am from NJ and NY and we’re still on the naught list and I’m assuming it’s because their state Governors are going by Hopkins positivity rates and not ours. I’d like to one day return for a visit.
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mihow Aug 16
Replying to @TylerFogarty7
Forgive me if you’ve answered this, but any clue why Hopkins has our rates higher? I’ve seen tons of suggestions on Hogan’s Facebook feed and most of them are suggesting MD’s numbers are wrong and Hopkins is correct simply because they hate Hogan. I’d love a clear answer.
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mihow Aug 16
6-year-old: Would you rather eat poop that tastes like ice cream, or ice cream that tastes like poop? 9-year-old: Easy! Ice cream that tastes like poop. 6-year-old: I knew you’d say that! Even if the poop tastes like ice cream and it’s like really good you’re still gonna die!
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mihow Aug 15
🙄 yeah whatever. I mean, cute and I totally want to scritch that chin and OH COME ON the big guy is doing some big things thinking some big things being a big guy all while wearing a fancy necklace. Dogs.
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mihow Aug 15
You know now you say your dog is the greatest dog alive? Well I say my dog is the greatest dog alive so now I feel really bad for your dog since you’ve been lying to it.
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mihow Jul 26
I did! They were smaller, looked almost like pot seeds. What the shit is going on, indeed. We are in Maryland and have yet to receive our strange batch of unknown seeds from China. Scary. Weird. Fascinating. The year that just keeps on giving!
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mihow Jul 24
Replying to @lastnightsdinnr
Wouldn’t it be hilarious and just totally sum up this shitty 2020 dystopian novel we’re all collectively reading if, once planted, it becomes a cure for the Coronavirus? 😂 😩
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mihow Jul 24
Replying to @lastnightsdinnr
WTF
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mihow Jul 23
Replying to @tnzed
I can’t thank you enough for this response. It means a lot to me.
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mihow Jul 23
Where I belly up and blog like it’s 2007.
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mihow Jul 23
ME: baseball starts today, we should have a party. A family party. We can have hotdogs and fries and pretzels. 6-year-old: Ok. But, like, how long is the baseball show?
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mihow Jul 18
Replying to @ramenshopradio
Looks amazing!!! Wow. Wanna join? Miss you so
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mihow Jul 18
My younger brother and I tried to talk the other members out of going, but they're adults and we lost. Now, I'm looking for places to take the kids for some fun in the sun, outdoors on lake or sea. If you have suggestions, I would love to hear them. Don't mind driving far.
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mihow Jul 18
My parents left for Disney today where they will meet my brother and his family. We canceled. My kids are so sad, but it made the most sense. The best case scenario: nothing would happen and we'd have a less than "normal" visit. Worst: our decision would land someone sick. So...
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