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Michal
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Seattle, WA
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I'm a Software Engineer. I talk a lot about lore. One time I got the top 30 score in the world on a neopets game.
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Michal
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Pet peeve: when characters on tv figure out their baggage after their first therapy session ever
Like, I’ve been in therapy for MONTHS and only JUST NOW figured out why I’m so attracted to Waluigi (he’s emotionally unavailable)
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30. sij |
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fortunato to montresor as he gleefully wanders the catacombs pic.twitter.com/FdeCRbgTLa
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28. sij |
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👉 * : ✧・゚ 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍 ✧*:・゚👈
²² ᵐᵃⁿ ʸᵉᵃʳˢ,
𝟛𝟚 𝕄𝔼𝔾𝕊,
𝟯𝟮,𝟳𝟲𝟴 𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗢𝗨𝗥𝗦,
𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝟷 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚛
тσ мαкє нιм ℓσσк тнιѕ
✨GRUESOM E. ✨ pic.twitter.com/1L7cyB5cG9
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Michal
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27. sij |
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Having my lights wake me up has been game changing, sometimes I try blasting energetic music on a schedule but I’ve found I tell google home to shut the fuck up instantly so that didn’t pan out for me
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Michal
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27. sij |
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Philips hue lights have saved my life for this!! I try to be in bed by 10 or 11, then i have my lights start fading up at 5:30 and my alarm goes off at 5:40, usually my lights wake me up before the alarm and then I can lie around a bit before getting to the gym by 6
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Michal
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26. sij |
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I’ve used this product before! Decent face mask
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26. sij |
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Baby Driver but he’s listening to the Sonic Adventure 2 soundtrack the whole movie pic.twitter.com/ccObvgVJhm
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26. sij |
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op when’s ur album droppin
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24. sij |
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Do Not Trust Them pic.twitter.com/BvAGtnFFDC
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24. sij |
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you can't spell PSP without PP
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24. sij |
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3 mouths tell the truth, the other 3 only tell lies. The sexy mouth wall grants you one question - what do you ask?
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24. sij |
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If we compare the provocative imagery used in Nintendo print advertising over the years, we can conclude that the Game Boy Advance is the least horny of the handheld systems pic.twitter.com/kYl2tzO2Fw
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21. sij |
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Ganon: This is it, kid! It’s our final battle - there will be no more fighting after this !!
Me, looking at the InstaKill Firebomb Of Death in my inventory: hmmm better keep saving this for a rainy day, just in case :^)
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21. sij |
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when you get a rare one-use power up then go through the entire RPG too anxious to actually use it pic.twitter.com/B09v0mOxGa
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20. sij |
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Twitter should straight up kill me so I can push the DOUG button my damn self
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Michal
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20. sij |
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You look up and see St. Peter looks disappointed. Now you can’t see anything at all. There’s an abrupt screech - it sounds eerily like your voice but you can’t remember making a sound. Your soul is ripped from your person and sent to the shadow realm below
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20. sij |
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St. Peter nods and opens the gate to Heaven For Geniuses
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Michal
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20. sij |
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You’re dead. St. Peter hands you an ancient device to determine where you will be sent in the afterlife. The darkness closes in as you search yourself for answers and suddenly it’s just you and the machine.
Which option do you choose?
▶️ D O U G
▶️ F A S T E R pic.twitter.com/qhPCSatn7p
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20. sij |
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This is really rad, Tora!!
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Michal
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18. sij |
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I started playing Garfield Go again and I think my favorite mechanic is that you unlock comics one random panel at a time so you can enjoy them with no context or resolution pic.twitter.com/KuU5QkXlqj
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