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Michelle Wolf
From now on your penis is beetlejuice. It's only allowed to appear after we say it three times.
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Stable Genius™ Nov 29
Replying to @michelleisawolf
THAT’S ONCE.
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chris o'dowd Nov 29
Replying to @michelleisawolf
ah, that explains the stripes!
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Scott Garnham Nov 29
And the green head...
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Claire Boxall Nov 29
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Wildride Robert Roy Nov 29
Replying to @michelleisawolf
You should pick something else: The word "It" comes up in conversation all the time.
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J. Bruce Wilcox Nov 29
I'm gay. You have absolutely NO AUTHORITY OVER MY PENIS. Not now. And in no future.
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very stable genius Nov 29
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Rory Albanese Nov 30
Replying to @michelleisawolf
Mine actually lives in a model of my hometown that I keep in the attic so this is perfect for me.
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Maurice8th Nov 30
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Spock's Marshmellon Dec 2
No wonder Beetlejuice was trapped in purgatory for 1000 years.
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Shannon Coulter Dec 2
Replying to @michelleisawolf
😂😂😂
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Ray Plasse Dec 2
WAIT!!!!!! Our penises are supposed to have names????? I must have missed a meeting. :/
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