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Michelle Wolf Sep 24
I love the "everyone thinks he's a good guy" excuse. It reminds me of my favorite husband murders wife shows.
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Michelle Wolf Sep 21
BOSTON! We've added a NYE show. I'll dress up if you do.
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Michelle Wolf Sep 18
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Michelle Wolf Sep 15
The Nice Lady album is now available! Grab a listen: Next special is in the works, baby!
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Michelle Wolf Sep 13
Madison! I'm so sorry but we had to move the shows! New dates: 10/25-10/27. Hopefully you can all still make it.
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Michelle Wolf Sep 12
And if you haven't listened to album yet, do it. It's great start to finish.
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Michelle Wolf Sep 12
Can't wait to see this! Sam is one of the best joke writers and a great friend. Love Sammy!! Friday 11pm!
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Michelle Wolf Sep 10
Got served a paper straw in a plastic cup. Because you know the old saying, save a turtle, kill a whale.
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Michelle Wolf Sep 7
Thanks for making Nice Lady the featured album of the week. It’s what everyone has always wanted: just my voice.
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Michelle Wolf Sep 7
Tour time!! Pre-sale is over and now it’s regular sale time! Brand new hour!
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Michelle Wolf Sep 6
I wouldn't even trust Brett Kavanaugh to decide on apps for the table.
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Neal Brennan Sep 6
Heard a Burt Reyonds story: He was doing VO for GTA IV, long session, tons of dialogue, he's sweating, tired. Producer said, "Burt, need anything?" Burt goes, "Every once in a while, just gimme an 'Atta boy, Burt.' Let me know I'm doing okay.'" Anyhow, Atta boy, Burt. RIP
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Michelle Wolf Sep 6
Madison! Shows are almost sold out. Grab your tickets now!
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Michelle Wolf Sep 5
It's tour time baby!!!! Pre-sale today and tomorrow. Regular sale Friday.
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Michelle Wolf Sep 3
I bet some dumb racist burned his New Balance sneakers tonight because he saw the "N" and was like, "I'm no nike boy!"
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Michelle Wolf Sep 3
By the amount of fires, it appears that nike has announced it's moving from cleveland to miami.
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Michelle Wolf Sep 3
Then on the 7th day god was like, "just do it."
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Michelle Wolf Aug 29
Sacramento ! September 20th - we added a fourth show! Get those tickets before this one sells out too
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Michelle Wolf Aug 29
Albany!!! September 2nd - early show is SOLD OUT but still some tickets for the late show quick!! Brand new stuff!
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