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Michael Schaub
Journalist (), book critic (), staff writer , board member, nervous, sleepy. mschaubtx@gmail.com.
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Michael Schaub 11h
Hey I missed Big Little Lies tonight, does anyone know what it all came down to
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Michael Schaub 11h
Replying to @theunread
You have finally gone too far
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Michael Schaub 11h
Replying to @emilyhughes
These fuckers are plagiarizing my screenplay.
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Michael Schaub 11h
Replying to @OhColeman
Oh man I seriously do miss Portland.
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Michael Schaub 12h
Replying to @OhColeman
I think the moment it really hit home for me was when the Mercury had some kind of sexy short film contest and one of the entries was called "Twincest"? I think this memory is at least 65% accurate.
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Michael Schaub 12h
Replying to @OhColeman
Before I moved to Portland, I just assumed that things like this happened all the time there. Then I moved there and found out that I was absolutely correct.
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Michael Schaub 15h
Dude! Happy birthday! You are the best.
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Joe Pernice 20h
My son: I'm going to tell a joke at your funeral. Me: such as? Son: knock, knock. Me: Who's there? Son: not Joe
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Michael Schaub 17h
Replying to @ArielGonzalez_1
Oh DEFINITELY.
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Michael Schaub 19h
Rabbit Angstrom, but he tells people he voted for Gary Johnson.
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Michael Schaub Jul 20
Replying to @kathleenschaub1
Same here! Gee, I wonder why...
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Michael Schaub Jul 20
Replying to @cari_luna
He’s so adorable!
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Michael Schaub Jul 20
Replying to @billyfatzinger
I wish we had these movies when I was a kid! We just had Nancy Reagan, and we didn’t listen to her because she wasn’t “rad.” Long story short, can I borrow some money for PCP please Billy
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Michael Schaub Jul 19
Hahahahaha! Good point!
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Michael Schaub Jul 19
This is mine too!
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Michael Schaub Jul 19
It’s like watching Hendrix play, if Hendrix didn’t understand how a capo works.
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Michael Schaub Jul 19
Replying to @haszombiesinit
Happy birthday, Kelly!
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Michael Schaub Jul 19
Same!
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Michael Schaub Jul 19
Replying to @MrkHmmr
Now THAT guy had no excuse.
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Michael Schaub Jul 18
Replying to @Peter_Orner
See, I would have thought that was hilarious.
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